What Roman Emperor Would Every WS Member Be?

[Bobby Barrows]

@Sky has thrown down a challenge for me to name the Roman equivalent of every member of WrestlingSmarks, so if you're looking to be placed here, come find out where you belong and just which Roman Emperor is most like you.

- For the sake of clarity, we will be doing all three iterations of "Rome": The Roman Empire, The Byzantine Empire, and the Holy Roman Empire (despite the fact that the HRE fucking sucks). Nevertheless, I will also keep it archived here just in case anyone is interested and looks to come back to this. Ask away, my wonderful friends.
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Members - Emperor

@Sky - Vespasian
@Chris - Justinian I
@Freddy IV - Marcus Aurelius

 

[Sky]

Okay I'll start, me first

Since I began this

 

[Chris]

Do me after Sky

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Since she suggested this idea in the first place, it's only fitting I actually start with @Sky.

VESPASIANVS

After doing some digging, I felt Vespasian fit Sky the best. After all, she isn't flashy, full of derring-do, nor is she necessarily the most high-profile poster on the site. However, if she has one great advantage, it is her maintenance of the Impact section which has created continued stability for going on two years now. Her continual creation of Impact news and discussion has made it surprisingly one of the more active Impact subforums on the internet (Yeah, suck it WF). For better or worse, she, like Vespasian, will be remembered for bringing stability back to a section (or Empire) suffering from chaos and an unknown future.​

 

[Sky]

That implies that after I leave shit will start going horribly wrong

 

[Marty McFourth]

Loving the thread idea.

Do me, Mr. Barry. When you have time, of course!

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Do me after Sky

@Chris, Chris, Chris... what is there that can be said?

Justinian I

Was there any doubt in anyone's mind that Chris, of all people, would be placed up there among the immortals of the Roman Empire? Justinian I did what no other Emperor could do: dare to reconquer Rome after its fall. Just like WS had nearly disappeared years ago, Chris was there, carrying the torch of the dream until it came to fruition. There could only ever be one Justinian, and Chris fits the bill to a tee. Top billing for a top poster.​

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Loving the thread idea.

Do me, Mr. Barry. When you have time, of course!

You got it my good friend. @Freddy IV, it's hard to decide just who fits you, considering your overwhelming niceness...

Marcus Aurelius

Could it be anyone else? A philosopher king, a beloved member of this site, and considered the noblest Roman of all time. Marcus Aurelius was the last of the Five Good Emperors, and Fourth is no different. How can you not love Fourth, of all members on this site? Never mind that Fourth's philosophy of life is so simple and so pure that it is hard not to be infected by its joviality. It seems very similar to Marcus Aurelius's stoicism. Can't help but love him.​

 

[Vegeta]

Bet

 

[Chris]

That implies that after I leave shit will start going horribly wrong

Not only just the Impact section but probably with Impact itself

 

[Canadian Dragon]

Sure y not do me

 

[TOP GUY TIME]

throw me up

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Let's go amigo

 

[Alexa]

I'd be Nero wouldn't I?

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Maaaan I forgot to do a bunch of these lol