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What Inanimate Object Are You?
- Thread starter Solid Snake
- Start date
Desk Lamp
You think you are so deep and spiritual, like some kind of metaphorical “light of wisdom and love” or some woo-woo crap like that. You probably just got done taking the “What Tarot Card Are You?” quiz, didn’t you? Admit it, didn’t you? Just stop already. You’re not particularly charismatic and no one ever really listens once you start talking about karma, dharma, and all that drama. Here’s an idea, stop worrying about the hereafter and think about the world around you right now. Do something to fix it. If you really give a crap about Mother Earth like a new age hippy-dippy, then get your butt out there and pick up some litter. Start a recycling program and ride your bike more often—that’ll help trim down your fat ass, too.....So I've just been roasted by a quiz of all things. :spanishcry: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A TAROT CARD IS!
Empty Soup Can
"Wow are you ever vapid and empty. The best part of you is about as exciting as last week’s chicken noodle casserole. Why don’t you go out and freaking do something? Anything? Find a hobby. Do something different, unique and exciting. Like build a tree house. Do you know there’s an entire TV show about some guy that goes around and makes treehouses for people? Maybe you should ask him to help, that way you’ll not only have a friend, but since you’ll have a brand new nifty treehouse, you can have a tree house party and people might start thinking you’re fun to hang out with."
"Wow are you ever vapid and empty. The best part of you is about as exciting as last week’s chicken noodle casserole. Why don’t you go out and freaking do something? Anything? Find a hobby. Do something different, unique and exciting. Like build a tree house. Do you know there’s an entire TV show about some guy that goes around and makes treehouses for people? Maybe you should ask him to help, that way you’ll not only have a friend, but since you’ll have a brand new nifty treehouse, you can have a tree house party and people might start thinking you’re fun to hang out with."
So many empty soup cans on the forum... 
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Mark me down as another soup can.
Completely okay with that as it entitles me to sit here and do nothing.
Completely okay with that as it entitles me to sit here and do nothing.
EmptySoupCanForums.net...
We make a lot of noise when you drag us behind a car...
I have no idea what I'm talking about...
We make a lot of noise when you drag us behind a car...
I have no idea what I'm talking about...
......I don't even know how to respond to that.
SEE THAT MOM! I AM USEFUL!!! :angry:
LOVVVEEE MMMMEEEE!!! :upset:
:why:
::alone:
I'm sorry...
*Hangs head in shame*
*Hangs head in shame*
WOW!
Typewriter Ribbon
You’re old and outdated. A fossil from another time. Most people don’t even know what the hell you are. What is wrong with you? Do you even internet? Go read TechCrunch and learn how to freaking copy and paste already. Oh, and you’re a slob, too, aren’t you? Full of messy blue ink that gets all over everything. No wonder no one wants to touch you. Take a shower. And bring your phone with you, take a picture of your junk, and post it on Instagram. Yeah, that’s a good way to show everyone how tech-savvy you are…
Typewriter Ribbon
You’re old and outdated. A fossil from another time. Most people don’t even know what the hell you are. What is wrong with you? Do you even internet? Go read TechCrunch and learn how to freaking copy and paste already. Oh, and you’re a slob, too, aren’t you? Full of messy blue ink that gets all over everything. No wonder no one wants to touch you. Take a shower. And bring your phone with you, take a picture of your junk, and post it on Instagram. Yeah, that’s a good way to show everyone how tech-savvy you are…
WOW!
Typewriter Ribbon
You’re old and outdated. A fossil from another time. Most people don’t even know what the hell you are. What is wrong with you? Do you even internet? Go read TechCrunch and learn how to freaking copy and paste already. Oh, and you’re a slob, too, aren’t you? Full of messy blue ink that gets all over everything. No wonder no one wants to touch you. Take a shower. And bring your phone with you, take a picture of your junk, and post it on Instagram. Yeah, that’s a good way to show everyone how tech-savvy you are…
LOL'd that was such an insult. This quiz is hilarious! :dawg: