What’s the first thing you tell them?

[Vegeta]

I got this idea the other night. Let’s say Nov 1st 2018, a wrestling fan goes into a coma. He misses a lot of crazy moments since then and wakes up on September 26th 2021 from the coma. He wants to know what he’s missed in the world of wrestling. What’s the first thing you tell him?

I’ll give some answers soon, but want to see what everyone else has to say before I do.

 

[Marty McFourth]

AEW would be the first thing. Imagine telling somebody back in 2018 that there is a new wrestling promotion with the likes of CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Kenny Omega and Chris Jericho on the roster. Shit sounds fake.

 

[Vegeta]

AEW would be the first thing. Imagine telling somebody back in 2018 that there is a new wrestling promotion with the likes of CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Kenny Omega and Chris Jericho on the roster. Shit sounds fake.

Sounds like some TEW shit for real lol. This was one thing I thought of.

Another is there was a WrestleMania with ZERO fans…

I let it confuse them a few minutes before I explained COVID and everything to them. like picture waking up and someone is like yeah WrestleMania 36 had zero fans in attendance.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

"Oh hey, welcome back to the land of the awoken. There's a new company run by the son of the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Chris Jericho, Adam Cole, Rusev, Aleister Black, and Dean Ambrose are all there... CM Punk also signed with the company and is wrestling again. So is Daniel Bryan. So yeah...

Also no, Impact isn't dead yet."

 

[Vegeta]

"Oh hey, welcome back to the land of the awoken. There's a new company run by the son of the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars. Chris Jericho, Adam Cole, Rusev, Aleister Black, and Dean Ambrose are all there... CM Punk also signed with the company and is wrestling again. So is Daniel Bryan. So yeah...

Also no, Impact isn't dead yet."

That last line killed me

 

[Deezy]

Tell em the truth


EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!!

 

[Chris]

"Punk's back"

 

[Vegeta]

"Punk's back"

“ah so he came back to WWE?”

“nah AEW.”

“what the fucks an AEW?”

 

[Mox Girl]

Roman Reigns beat leukemia, turned heel, has been the champion for a year and has Paul Heyman with him.

That'd blow their mind cos the last time they saw Roman would have been right after he announced the leukemia, lol.

 

[Vegeta]

Oh another moment you have to show rather than tell