Welcome to Rell's Kitchen! Come confess your secrets with Chef Gordon Rell'msey

[Rell]

That is okay. I'll keep him company,

I'm not exactly a saint myself lol

 

[Qwake]

LOL WS, thats sad lol...

I guess it isnt as bad as Rell taking a leak in his sisters bath...:shocking:

^ actaually, I would expect that from you...

 

[Wrestling Station]

ROFL :laugh:

funniest thing I've heard all day, that's fucked up. Wrestling Station is going to hell.

:sad: actually was so dumb coz i couldnt realize that a blind man would wear sunglasses in a hospital!! ROFL!

 

[monkeystyle]

This is a small one.

Last week the lady friend asked me to go rent a movie. She wanted me to get Tank Girl (one of her favourites) so I went to Blockbuster, and it surely was there, but I was just like nope, not there, and grabbed Children of the Corn instead. A movie which she ended up hating, but I liked it.

 

[monkeystyle]

Sorry, I'm like totally hogging this thread. I guess confession is good for the soul after all lol.

 

[Rell]

lol Its fine, the more confessions, the better.

Another one, when I was a kid, I used to tuck my ball-sack between my legs Silence Of the Lambs'esque

We can go all day, I'm not the embarrassed type

 

[Wrestling Station]

^thats more like inflammation youre having Rell. Do you even use power for that shit?

 

[Soulpower]

There's a festival held in San Juan every January. About 3 years ago I had only 10 dollars, so me and my friends had an idea.. PRINT MONEY!

Yes, I printed a couple of 10 and 5 dollar bills (I ended up with about 120 bucks). Since the festival is usually full and a lot of money is changing hands, no one could tell the difference.

Here's the kicker... I bought the Governor of Puerto Rico a drink with my fake cash

 

[Qwake]

Okay Rell just told me to post this one for him(he told me through MSN)...

Rell says: Well when I was on my little 5 day break I realized I was sick of my women so I decided to go and find someone new who was down for you know what. I looked around and there was not a single hot chick in sight so I saw this handsome young man, I went over and started talking to him and invited him back to the room where I was staying. Me and the guy started talking and his name was Joe, later that night me and Joe started to get a little bored so I told him to get into bed with me thus earning me a one way ticket to hell!

So yeah thats what Rell said, he also said it was one of the best night of his life and Joe was very gentle...Rell asks to be forgiven

 

[monkeystyle]

So Rell it was just Joe Blow anyman?

 

[Wrestling Station]

^no doubt now that you tuck your balls Rell. :sad:

 

[Rell]

Woah, I'm not on msn. Lennie made that shit up!

edit: I mean, "sharkboy"

 

[Wrestling Station]

sure your not on MSN.. youre too busy with Joe >_>

 

[Rell]

Who the hell is Joe? Samoa?!

 

[Wrestling Station]

Shaq the "Joe" O'Neal :laugh: