this is actually SERIOUS but i know this will jsut get locked on casual talk

[iamironman]

i need some kind of hitman or mercanary

i need to find a missing person

but i need this done off the book lats just say hes had one or two scrapes with the law

the final plans are in place a long standing feud is about to end but im not going to make a single move without him

 

[Italian Outsider]

eh, what?

 

[Colin Gimp]

http://www.instanthitman.com/ makes it as easy as 1-2-3. even allows you to select the preferred method

 

[iamironman]

this is a missio nto find a mising aquaintance not a killing

 

[Colin Gimp]

this is a missio nto find a mising aquaintance not a killing

then you're looking for a private investigator. I'd go look in your comics and hope to find an ad

 

[iamironman]

what part of off the book dont you get!

 

[Colin Gimp]

what part of off the book dont you get!

pay off your Private eye,

 

[Italian Outsider]

iamironman can you at least try to spell properly?

 

[JurassicBonez]

So, is this a new book of yours? A movie maybe?

 

[...god...]

I'll do it. But only if it's off the books.

 

[Kizza]

Mark Wahlberg is available.

1800-SHOOTER

 

[His Highness C4]

Hire me?

 

[JurassicBonez]

Mark Wahlberg is available.

1800-SHOOTER

That was a pretty good movie. Best part was when Mark's old partner's wife answered the door and her nipples were clearly visible.

Hire me?

Thought you quit IWF again?

 

[Kizza]

That was a pretty good movie. Best part was when Mark's old partner's wife answered the door and her nipples were clearly visible.



Thought you quit IWF again?

Never actually watched the whole ting. I got bored.

 

[JurassicBonez]

What? It's fucking Mark Wahlberg and Danny Glover. WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE!!