Things You Never Want To Hear From Your Significant Other

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Made me think of:

"Why are you giving your cat more attention than you give me?"
Which reminded me of: "Why do you buy your dog so many toys when you won't buy me a new t-shirt"

"No! I won't dye my hair blonde & wear a robe while we have sex!"
Stop. Now, we are getting into what you do on a Friday night.
 

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Why are you telling us dialogue from your fan-fiction for?
Yeah...I'm drawing the line there Seth...

I don't write fan fiction...mainly because I'd possibly be arrested for it...
or at least banned from an e-fed again.

I has more...

"No...I won't dye my hair orange & speak with an Irish accent either!"
 

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"We might be related..."
This a joke one because I am from Tennessee and the core joke is that everyone in the South is inbreed

Yeah...I'm drawing the line there Seth...I don't write fan fiction...mainly because I'd possibly be arrested for it...
or at least banned from an e-fed again.

"No...I won't dye my hair orange & speak with an Irish accent either!"
Tis a harmless joke, mi amigo. No need to get upset.

I mean, if you find a natural redhead in Australia you pretty much have what you want.
 

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his a joke one because I am from Tennessee and the core joke is that everyone in the South is inbred
Are you from the South?

No wonder we get along so well...
I'm basically from the Texas of Australia.

We've most likely grown up around some
truly wonderful people...lol.
 
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Are you from the South? No wonder we get along so well...I'm basically from the Texas of Australia. We've most likely grown up around some truly wonderful people...lol.
Yeah, I was born in Tennessee and lived there till I was 8, and then I began moving around a lot. Lol. Truth.
 

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Would that be your response too? "well, that is none of my business..." lol
I've been asking many people if I would be legally inclined to pay for that child if I were to have one.
I think the answer I got was, if you're not living in the same vicinity and if you don't sign on the kids birth certificate, then no.
 
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I've been asking many people if I would be legally inclined to pay for that child if I were to have one. I think the answer I got was, if you're not living in the same vicinity and if you don't sign on the kids birth certificate, then no.
Also, I think you have to give up your parental rights as well.
 

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I've been asking many people if I would be legally inclined to pay for that child if I were to have one.
I think the answer I got was, if you're not living in the same vicinity and if you don't sign on the kids birth certificate, then no.
Well... The honorable thing to do would be to accept responsibility but...
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As for what not to hear from your ex-significant other, I can rant all day :kermit:
 
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Well... The honorable thing to do would be to accept responsibility but...
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