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"Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail fin. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week.

Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark will go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away.

Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.

You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb."

Jaws
 

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What a wonderful smell you have found princess!!

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Do I need a reason? Mr. Kupfer was right, you know. I do love a good joke. And this is the best ever. A joke on the children. But there's a better reason.
You don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy. It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands and we'd be waiting...in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal. And the dead might be looking in...to sit by our fires of turf.

Halloween. The festival of Samhain. The last great one took place 3,000 years ago and the hills ran red...with the blood of animals and children.

It was a part of our world...Our craft. To us, it was a way of controlling our environment. It's not so different now. It's time again. In the end...we don't decide these things, you know. The planets do. They're in alignment, and it's time again.

The world is about to change doctor. I'm glad you'll be able to watch it.

And...Happy Halloween.
 

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Do I need a reason? Mr. Kupfer was right, you know. I do love a good joke. And this is the best ever. A joke on the children. But there's a better reason.
You don't really know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy. It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands and we'd be waiting...in our houses of wattles and clay. The barriers would be down, you see, between the real and the unreal. And the dead might be looking in...to sit by our fires of turf.

Halloween. The festival of Samhain. The last great one took place 3,000 years ago and the hills ran red...with the blood of animals and children.

It was a part of our world...Our craft. To us, it was a way of controlling our environment. It's not so different now. It's time again. In the end...we don't decide these things, you know. The planets do. They're in alignment, and it's time again.

The world is about to change doctor. I'm glad you'll be able to watch it.

And...Happy Halloween.

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Indeed! :nodsmile: :drink:



"THIS IS CETI ALPHA V!!"
 

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Indeed! :nodsmile: :drink:



"THIS IS CETI ALPHA V!!"

"I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive! Buried alive...!"

"KHAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!"
 

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Awesome line by Khan, and hysterical delivery by Shatner.


"My oath of celibacy is on record, captain"

No where near as memorable...haha
 

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Brian Kelly: I don't know what's worse: getting blown up in nuclear war or having a 7-11 on every corner.

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"WHAT THE HELL'S A GIGOWATT?!"
 

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"Too bad YOU....Will DIE!"
 

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I know, I liked her so much better when she was an alcoholic crack addict. She gets in one car wreck and all of a sudden she's Little Miss Perfect and everyone loves her.

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