The KENFANSHOW 5!!!! :Operation Anti-Mod

[KenFan4life]

:gathering: <<modz having a good time with me gone
:shock2: <modz reaction when i return
:roll1: <Me Cause I' AM BACK BABY!!!

*TNA SPEAKER GUY*
"IT BEGAN AS A POST...THE POST...A SPAM....THE SPAM soon became A THREAD....THE THREAD.....A SUCCESS.....Elevation, Innovation, Tarvis'avation, Transsexual explorations....THIS IS THE KENFANSHOW!!"

And with Tna guy outta the way, lets get on with the show, shall we.....

Todays topics and such shit follows as listed:
-I first explain where i've been for the last month and a week.
-Interview with several modz.
-my views on the december ppvs this year
-What i got for christmas
-MY Freestyle rhymes
-Upcoming films and dvd releases were i review the preview
-IceBreakers or Sour Skittles?
-my upcoming band's name
-Who's my favorite member at iwf?
-Will the KenFanShows/PussyPoundingReports continue?
-I ask my fellow forum'ers several questions
-Some extra shit.
-end.
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-KenFan4life explains where he's been for the last month and a week:
KF4L:"Well...due to some unknown reasons, Chuck...one of the red modz who's been sending "fuck U!" pms and neg reps towards me for several months finally must've gotten drunk and had enough of whatever and, so he decided to ban me for no reason whatsoever like some PatchAdamz pounging busta'pa'dar ,and i guess that about explains it all, i've been doing well, but several(many) other members have contacted me at my msn/myspace/etc, asking me when i'll be back and i told them all soon, and so here i am back and somewhat better than ever"
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MY Interview with tha' MODZ of IWF:
-KF4L: "Well welcome to the KenFanShow."(kf4l shakes everyone's hand)
-ThisGEED: "Awww, Thanks kenfan, i've been watching u play football for quite sometime....I swear that some day i'm just gonna lick the sweat right off of your o'so hot young teenage body...yummie'o."(winks)
-KF4L:"..............secruitity!" (secruitity gaurds escort thisgeed off of the set)
-Mike"Cums"On: "Sorry for my bro there, he's strange...*sniffs a s'******(smart Ni**er)*...RELL!!!?"
-KF4L:"Ahh, well okay......anyways(Kaedon busts in the room all uninvited)"
-Kaedon: "HEY what the Fuck!!!...I SMELL SOME SMaRKy Ass NI**Erz hiding up in here, where are ThEy KenFan!? TELL ME!! WHEre?!!"
-KF4L:"I don't know where famou$ went, i think he's at that I Love NEW JERSY show on the MTVH1fuse channel....."
-Kaedon:"gawdammit!well...fine...only this time i tell yar'. only this time.....Ka'KA'"(kaedon exits in a very crow'like mannor)
(Mike"cumz"ON starts to sing "hmmbob" by the hansons)
-KF4L: "well before this convo goes completely straight to hell, i've got one quick question i've got to ask you mikecumzon."
-Mike"cums"on: "Owe!! Have Mercy...*starts dancing like a drunk dude love*"
-KF4L: "Why do u modz hate me?!!!"
-Mike"cums"on: "Cause you're not in our cliques...."
-KF4L:"A clique?...wait, what the fuckz a clique?!...is it a shampoo product?"
(MikecumzOn shoots himself before answering my question, taking the answers to cum'oragatory with him)
-KF4L:"Well...thats our interview for the day."
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DeCember Ppvs thIs YeAr. My Views:
-armeggeddon:wwe ppv:
-my views:"Ken got jobbed to hbk...........*doesn't order the ppv*"
-tna's turning point:
-my views: "A Samoa shoe shoot promo?....*doesn't give a shit*"
final anaylisis: "PpV's in december suck"
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What I got for Christmas this year:
-GiftCards.
-SVR'08!!!!
-CallOfDuty4!!!
-25 dollar itunes thing
-giftcard
-Halloween dvd
-beavis & butthead. The Mike Judge Collection
thats about it....WORD.
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Freestyle rhymes By ME!!!(FRBM):
"Yo...if u had one shot.....one chance...one oppertunity.....would u...PUt Some D'z on that Paper...yo'yo'yo, i'z said put some d'z on that paper bitch...hey Yo Young Jizzy...pass me a towel from over there....and pinch me off some tunes yo....*starts raining*...ahh, i need an umbrella, Ella'ella'ella'ella,.A.a.a.a.a..a.a. U can cum on me,cause i got rhianin rhymes, yimes'rhyme'rhyme'ra'rhyme.ella."...end.
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upcoming dvd/threatre releases and my views on them:
-this is where i present my myspace for u, so "BYE-BYE".Skittles or icebreakers?....ICEBREAKERS BY DEFAULT
--------------------------------------------------------------------------Well with my time away from the forums, i got bored and me and some bro's/ho's decided to form a band called "GEEDSMACK!" our first hit will be to Santino Marrella's first ever lead film role titled "The Medieval King" and the song will be called "I POUNGE ALONE!!" and then we'll have no need for any more good songs cause we'd be made4life.
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Who's My favorite member at IWF?......
"It used to be Cenamack54 cause he was the only one that stood up for cena and that seemed kinda cool,...but now, my favorite member would have to be...*KAEDON BUSts in remarkably raged and pissed and yet again uninvited*...."Where's them lazy'lying smack of smark shits hiding at you little sad emo fuck?!"-says kaedon.
"Gawdammit dude, don't u have a show of your own here at IWF somewhere else?!"-kf4l
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-WILL THE KENFANSHOWS/PUSSYPOUNDINGREPORTs CONTINUE?
KF4L:"I've never been afraid to spam and Bye GOD As MY witness i ain't gonna be scared of jack shit!!!...Will the shows and reports Continue!?...Well I've got news for u pal...You've already read it and you're on it, and It Will Damn Well Mutha'Fucking Continue!!!....WOooooo!!!
I'll ask questions and other shit in the firstever 2008 edition of The KENFANSHOW.

 

[KenFan4life]

Dammit....i forgot that whatever i post is taken and/or used againest me to take me off from the forums for a long ass amount of time. Sorry, but the official KenFanshow is now ...Dead....thanks in part to the hard services of Tha'Modz.....dun'dun'dun....so nomore ka'durhs,ka'ka,pounge,or geeds, from now on it's a completely censored KenFan.....so deal with it.

 

[the dark knight]

:yawn:

 

[Reinvented]

My rap towards KenFan

Artist: CB4 (Daddy-O, Hi-C)
Song: Sweat of My Balls
[Hi-C]
For the ladies, a hundred-thirty pounds of beef, yeah
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth
Swingin with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leavin used rubbers on the mattress
[Daddy-O]
When I'm with my homies, we're rollin
Can't love a car unless it's stolen
Don't ask me what the price is,
but it's more than pussy tickle devices
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And you can fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
("What's the matter Mr. Jones?"
"Well I'm ashamed of the way you're playing!")
[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
And we come fully equipped
With a bad attitude and a hard ass [censored]
[Daddy-O]
For demonstrations, watch us slam her
Steady poundin' like a jackhammer
[Hi-C]
One sword edge you can't cop out
We're poundin you down 'til your eyeballs pop out!
[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
We're not your ordinary players [scratch]
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And she'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(She'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!!!
(Puh-puh-paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
[Hi-C]
Ahhh, check check check it out yo
Get a grip on the headboard and hold on to it
or get sent right through it
[Daddy-O]
BITCH! I'm bite ya [censored] the way that I'm lickin 'em
Won't be gentle the way that I'm stickin 'em
I do a damn good job
and bitches on my dick like a human shish-ka-bob
[Hi-C]
Hey [woof] CB4 is fly
So grab them ankles, throw your [woof] in the sky
[Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C]
(And fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!

 

[PeepShow]

Haha, the TNA guy actually made me ROFL.

 

[JHar888]

Oh god KenFag, you're such a great little guy. And ROFL at this:

*TNA SPEAKER GUY*
"IT BEGAN AS A POST...THE POST...A SPAM....THE SPAM soon became A THREAD....THE THREAD.....A SUCCESS.....Elevation, Innovation, Tarvis'avation, Transsexual explorations....THIS IS THE KENFANSHOW!!"

EDIT - ^ Agreed Peep.

 

[Reinvented]

Artist: CB4 (Daddy-O, Hi-C)
Song: Straight Outta Locash
[Daddy-O]
CB4 in the motherfuckin house!
[Hi-C]
Yeah Gusto's in the motherfuckin house
with my man Dead Mike!
We breakin motherfuckers off 24-7!
So check this shit out!
Aiyyo Gusto... (whassup?)
KICK THAT SHIT!!!
[Hi-C]
Straight Outta Locash
A crazy mothafucka named Gusto
I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe
I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat
I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!
When I'm in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat
cause I'm comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat!
Blood is drippin, I'm not slippin
Bitches panties, is what I'm rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn't like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!
Crazy motherfuckers, hah hah!
(Where you from, smurf?)
[Daddy-O]
Comin straight out of Locash,
a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike
So get ready cause you're goin for a long hike
off a cliff, I'm drivin you over
Now ya dead with ya fo' leaf clover
Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark
I'm the smurf waitin for you in the dark
Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you
A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup smurf?)
A villain with a hat, and it's like that
I tied yo' moms to a motherfuckin train track
Flat on her back, I give her some crack
It's ten o'clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?
At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass
She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!
[scratches til fade]

 

[Rell]

I'm honestly not going to read all that but it did include me & Kaedon, good job...

 

[MTG]

kenfan is god

 

[C4]

:yawn:

 

[Travis40]

Yay! my name was on the KenFan Show! But with that out of the way....


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break the code

 

[PeepShow]

Tard40 is a Pedoqueer

 

[Great One]

I couldn't read any of that and I'm not gonna try.

Epic fail.

 

[Fatal 55]

I kinda feel sorry for the guy. All that effort & no one gives a shit!

... Then gain, he's a Douche so not really!

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

Stopped reading when he said that the KenFanShow was a succes