The Royal Rumble!
Commentary Team for Now:
Chris and Blaine!
Participant #1:
SKY
Sky came out to the ring with a baseball bat, with some pink stuff on it. Sky enters the ring.
Blaine: This is such exciting action Chris!
Chris: Who made the decision to sit me by Blaine?
Participant #2:
GRIM
Grim came out from the back in a roman chariot, being towed by horses, as it got to the ring, Grim hopped off into a SPEAR! LEGEND RATED R SUPERSTAR IS HERE! RRS threw Grim into the ring and entered behind him. I guess we are starting with three people!
Participant #3:
RATED R SUPERSTAR
RRS and Sky went to blows, with Sky slamming the baseball bat in RRS's head. Grim popped up though and laid out Sky with a clothesline. As RRS got up, Grim caught him with an Enzuigiri, before hitting him with a German Suplex. Sky was soon back up to her feet, and laid Grim out with a Tornado DDT, and hit RRS with a legdrop. The countdown began.
Participant #4:
BOOTY
Booty came out to the ring in a stylish fashion. Aka with Guns Ablazing. He had a minigun, but officials got it away from him. Oh well. Booty hit Sky with an End Of Days, before picking up RRS and Grim. Booty somehow managed to hit a Canadian Destroyer on both of them at the same time, coming out on top. Booty flexxed for the crowd, before going for a Gory Bomb on Sky. But Sky reversed it into a Bulldog. Sky would then work with Grim to hit RRS with a Meltzer Driver. And finally, it was number 5.
Participant #5:
RL
RL came out to the ring as Booty and RRS got up. RL entered the ring as Sky, Grim, and Booty glared at him.
RRS: What's the issue between y'all and him?
Grim: He's banned here.
RRS: Oh.
And the the four attacked RL, hitting him with a Spear (RRS), a Gory Bomb (Booty), a Rough Ryder (Sky), and a Killswitch (Grim).
Grim: Well now that we killed him, wanna fight?
Booty: Yeah sure.
And the four began to fight as Number 6 came out.
Participant #6:
WANG