I'd have it go down like this....(tha' KenFan Way)
It'll be thee most epic steel cage ontop of a hell in a cell over a moat of Tables(that are flaming and are wrapped in barbed wire) battle royal EVER!!!
Everyone starts out ontop of the cage-cell thing.....and they all do def'dyfing stunts and wicked awesome spots that looks like it killed them all...
then every 1 minute a ton of raw superstars enter the match and war with the smackdown crew....its epic' and they wage war and Kofi Kingston suffers a black injury and gets shot and everyone wars with everyone...
til The ECW invaders pop up...they seem like tha' voice of reason as they tell tha' RAW & Smackdown guys to unite and shit....only to be double crossed, cuz ECW is now Property of TNA and now its ECW & TNA(both turning heel) againest All of The WWE(who are now the FAces)...
the wwe guys are tired from fighting each other, but they put up a valiant effort...
the TNA guys start putting up some fights (til their main eventers all suffer from injuries, leaving just Joe & AJ)...
thats when Jim Crocett with his army of KErry Von Erich Clones pop up outt've nowhere with the entire New NWA and they join in the match of matches...
this is epic'ness'ly awesome and shit...
then the ECW guys turn back and help the wwe guys, only to double cross them again, cuz Heymans a punk ass whiney crybaby bitch that can't make up his mind....
its during this battle that every Authority figure in wrestling history, combine and unite into one gigantic person and announces that the fight will now be a Super Mega-LADDER MATCH to Heaven...
everyone for themselves...
its during this that all the wrestler's that died in the past, make their dramatic comebacks and try to fuck things up for the living....
its a dramatic awesome'ness...
this is when all the guys that were in the WWF Attitude come outt've nowhere and fight the WWF Hogan and they wage war...
then WCW comesback and fights both and they all wrestle one more time...
then...ontop of the Biggest, Most Massive Ladder ever created (ontop of the biggest cage ever), is where BATISTA and CENA see eye to eye for the second time EVER!!!
they wage thee most biggest-awesomest Wrestling match ever....
and they both like....draw when neither can win...
this is when MR.KENNEDY climbs up and wins the biggest most massive awesome'est match ever!....
.......EVER!!!