SUNDAY NIGHT SLAMFEST
Ric Flair kicks off the show with his beautiful world title in hand. He steps out of a limo. He's wearing a suit and has girls escorting him. Ric takes the mic and says he doesn't sweat Misawa. But that's not the focus right now. It's time to bring back the Four Horsemen. First out are the tag team champions Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard. Next out is Ole Anderson and their trusted manager JJ Dillon. Arn says its great to be the Enforcer once again and now the Horsemen are gonna ride again. Austin Aries then makes his way out. Aries wants a spot in the group. He beat Tully last week and deserves a spot. Tully takes the mic and says "This is the four horsemen FOUR which means you're not welcome". "Whoa wait a minute" says JJ. This kid did beat you last week and he's got potential. Ric says that tonight Austin will face Arn Anderson and if he wins, Ric will seriously consider making him a Horseman.
Buddy Rogers defeats Mikey Whipwreck. He calls out Piper. Piper comes from behind and nails Buddy with a chair. Buddy gets up only to be cracked again and is bleeding now. Piper takes a mic and as he's choking Buddy he screams, "YOU THINK YOU CAN HANG WITH ME OLD MAN. I'LL SHOW YOU WHOS THE REAL CHAMPION HERE. I WANT A MATCH AT TOTAL CHAOS AND I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS TO A PULP" Roddy leaves the ring as Buddy is barely moving.
Steve Blackman comes out to talk about his upcoming match with Chris Benoit but is interrupted by Anthony Nese. Nese asks Blackman what the hell makes him think he deserves a title shot. Nese says he's the most put together athlete in the company. Nese spits in Blackman's face. Steve lays out Nese with a spinning roundhouse. Steve picks up the mic but shrugs his shoulders and leaves.
It's time for match 2 between the Bashams and The Von Erich's. The Von Erich's look like they're about to win but Doug distracts the referee while Danny kicks Kerry in the penis then rolls him up for the win. We have the tie breaker next week.
Tommy Dreamer comes out and calls out Sabu. Sabu comes out with Ted and Morgan. Tommy calls Sabu a backstabbing piece of shit. He says after all these years of Sabu putting everything on the line, how could he run with these douchebags. Sabu says that's just it isn't it? What has destroying his body gotten him? A cheap pop? These guys convinced him he doesn't have to do that to be a great wrestler and listening was the best thing he's done. Ted grabs the mic and tells Tommy to go bang his head into a wall. Tommy decks Dibiase but gets mauled by Morgan. He then gets a 3 man beat down.
Sting comes out and says he understands he has to start at the bottom. So he's gonna start at the bottom by starting at the top and calls out Andre the Giant. He asks the big man for a match. Andre agrees but says he will squash Sting like a bug. Sting says he's not afraid and the two have a staredown.
Mitsoharu Misawa defeats Greg Valentine and says Ric Flair is making a huge mistake by not taking him seriously. And it's gonna be real funny when he takes Ric's world title.
Austin Aries defeats Arn Anderson in a great match. The rest of the Horsemen come out to congratulate him. Ric says the kid is damn special. He says Aries is almost there. He just has to do one more thing. He whispers it in Aries' ear and Aries smiles as we go off the air.
