Task 1 - DPS asks you to join him

[britishheel]

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[The Gipper]

Okay, who hacked Rickys account?

 

[Solid Snake]

Okay, who hacked Rickys account?

My cat did... you can tell by the typing.

 

[britishheel]

Okay, who hacked Rickys account?

Your intelligence is noted. You may retire

 

[britishheel]

My cat did... you can tell by the typing.

It reads a message. I'm hoping someone on here would be able to get it as I want someone to represent this place

 

[The Gipper]

Your intelligence is noted. You may retire

Demon, is that you? Get off Ricky's account dammit!

 

[britishheel]

Demon, is that you? Get off Ricky's account dammit!

Him knowing my passwords to multiple accounts? Fat chance.