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[Italian Outsider]

I recently moved to the UK, and the connection here isn't working properly, plus I'm going to be quite busy for a while and won't be particularly active for the next 1-2 weeks. I'll still check the site whenever possible.

Most importantly, food sucks.
Unsurprisingly the average British girl is fat and has bad teeth.
Also apparently Britards have dinner at 6 pm, which is Blue since I get hungry again by 9 pm.
Food still sucks. I can't even find a proper tomato sauce.
The weather sucks. It's always too hot and at the same time windy.
Housemates are moderately annoying and French girls have huge boobs.
Bangla-Indo-Pakistani-Chin-Jap-Turkish food is too spicy and therefore sucks.

Just thought I should share a bit, since your life probably sucks more than mine.

 

[Luke Flywalker]

The food sucks? LOL. I loved being in London.

Where exactly are you at? Because I didn't see any fat British girls when I went.

Are you complaining about huge-boobed French girls? Why are there that many French girls in the UK wherever you are?

Your thoughts suck donkey dick.

 

[monkeystyle]

I recently moved to the UK, and the connection here isn't working properly, plus I'm going to be quite busy for a while and won't be particularly active for the next 1-2 weeks. I'll still check the site whenever possible.

Temps pour la revolucion?

Most importantly, food sucks.

Brits make decent bread.

Unsurprisingly the average British girl is fat and has bad teeth.

Is this Italian Outsider standard of fat or regular person standard of fat?

Also apparently Britards have dinner at 6 pm, which is Blue since I get hungry again by 9 pm.

Me too. I eat at about 6, but I always make enough for a second supper later on in the evening.

Food still sucks. I can't even find a proper tomato sauce.

Need a recipe?

The weather sucks. It's always too hot and at the same time windy.

What is too hot?

Housemates are moderately annoying and French girls have huge boobs.

French chicks are stupendous.

Bangla-Indo-Pakistani-Chin-Jap-Turkish food is too spicy and therefore sucks.

And you're a pussy.

Just thought I should share a bit, since your life probably sucks more than mine.

We're not the ones who have to live with tea-sucking limeys.

 

[Italian Outsider]

The food sucks? LOL. I loved being in London.

Honestly, it's hardly ''food''.

Where exactly are you at? Because I didn't see any fat British girls when I went.

Coventry.

Are you complaining about huge-boobed French girls? Why are there that many French girls in the UK wherever you are?

The university is 2/3 foreign people. And boobs are fine.

Your thoughts suck donkey dick.

Your mother.

Temps pour la revolucion?

Nah, not yet.

Is this Italian Outsider standard of fat or regular person standard of fat?

Nah, they are chubby.

Need a recipe?

Nah. They don't even have fresh stuff, it's impossible to cook properly here. Either that, or super expensive stuff.

French chicks are stupendous.

Maybe..

 

[Italian Outsider]

to what?

 

[Italian Outsider]

actually no...

 

[Luke Flywalker]

So uhh... did you expect to have Internet straight away? You should have told the forum you were moving and settled all this beforehand.

 

[Italian Outsider]

actually everybody here got it, only my room has problems...now, if that is somehow my fault, please enlighten me

 

[Italian Outsider]

on a secondary note, I just inflicted a gastronomic humiliation to these Northern European smurfs, which is hilarious since I'm not even that great as a cook

 

[KenFan4life]

The British Outsider?
(sex smiley)