THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps
Guest
^^Sorry my bad, I meant hope, not think
The bell rings, shortly after Joe steps into the ring with an evil stare. Marquis Cor Von begins the match with the upper hand, by hitting Samoa Joe's backside with multiple forearm shots, knocking Joe down to one knee. As Joe struggles to try to get on both his feet, Cor Von runs across the ropes, and hits a knee to Joe's face. Cor Von then picks him up off his feet, Irish whips him into the corner, and runs into Joe, hitting a brutal clothesline. Cor Von taunts the fans, then Irish whips Joe into the other turnbuckle. He runs to try to hit another clothesline, but Joe gets a boot up, hitting Cor Von in the face. Joe hits a pressing takedown on Cor Von, by using one arm, and runs the ropes, followed by a high-impact leg drop! Joe is then seen taunting Cor Von with the ‘bring it†sign, as the crowd cheers. Then Joe gets out of the ring. There, he grabs a table and a chair from under the ring, and slides them into the ring. Joe lifts his hands up with a steel chair in hand, but before he can smash Cor Von’s head, Cor Von hits Joe's stomach with a right fist. Cor Von gets up onto his feet, and tosses a chair at Joe. Joe counters, by catching the chair, but it doesn't seem to matter, because Cor Von boots the chair into Joe's face. After taking Joe down, Cor Von is seen leaving the ring, only to grab a ladder from under the ring. He slides the ladder into the ring, and sets it under the #1 Contender's contract, that is hanging from a rubber rope around a hole in the clipboard. He begins climbing, but Joe puts his head through Cor Von's legs, and power bombs Cor Von off the ladder. As they both lay on the mat for a while, Joe seems to be trying to make the first move. Finally, he does, and gets up and begins climbing the ladder. As he almost makes his way to the clipboard, Cor Von climbs up the other side of the ladder. They begin trading fists, left and right. Joe hooks Cor Von's arm, and he executes an arm toss from the top of the ladder, landing them both onto the table! The table smashes into two pieces. The pieces of wood can be seen lying on the mat. After a while of crawling on the mat, both Cor Von and Joe get up to their feet, and Cor Von makes the first move as he tosses Joe out of the ring. Cor Von gets out of the ring, and begins hammering away at Joe's face. Finally he lays him on a table. Cor Von climbs a ladder found from outside the ring. He makes it all the way up to the top and jumps off, hitting Joe with a Big Splash! They both look injured, but finally Cor Von makes a move, and gets up, climbing back into the ring. There, he begins climbing up the ladder. He climbs slowly, but before he can get very far, Joe enters the ring. He steps off the ladder, and begins nailing Joe with his boot, keeping him on the ground. Then he picks Joe up, and rolls him over so that he is positioned onto his shoulders. Cor Von hits a Razor's Edge, tossing Joe onto two chairs, both which are set up in sitting down position. He does his signature “Call for The Pounce†taunt, causing heat from this sellout crowd. Cor Von climbs up, and is almost there, when Joe, out of nowhere, pushes the ladder over, causing Cor Von to hang on to the rubber rope, which holds the contract. Joe then moves the ladder to the corner of the ring. After climbing, he hits a spear, knocking Cor Von off, but hurting himself greatly as well. Surprisingly, Cor Von gets up before Joe does. He grabs to chairs from outside the ring, and tosses Joe out of the ring. Cor Von smashes Joe's face up against the ring steps. Then, he Irish whips Joe into the Announce Table. Cor Von tosses Joe onto it. Cor Von is seen grabbing the two chairs that he found just seconds ago. He puts one chair down on the table, resting Joe's head on it. He places the other one on top of Joe's head. He then climbs up the ladder from outside the ring. Once he gets there, he hits a leg drop onto the chairs, smashing Joe's head as it lays between the chairs. He seems to be knocked out for a while, but eventually gets up. He makes his way into the ring. He climbs up the ladder and almost grabs the #1 Contender's contract, but Joe awakens and climbs up the ladder! Both men begin brawling on the top of the ladder! Marquis Cor Von hits Joe hard with a few puches. Joe appears to be injured, but maintains his grip on the ladder. Cor Von reaches for the #1 Contender's Contract, but Joe saves himself from losing the match thus far, by hitting Cor Von with multiple strikes to the mid-section. In pain, Cor Von bends over, accidentally putting himself in position for Joe's signature move! Joe attempts to pick Cor Von up, and has him in perfect position, but Cor Von grabs a hold of the clipboard that holds the #1 Contender's Contract! Before Cor Von can take off the contract, Joe drops down to the mat! He successfully hits the Muscle Buster! The majority of the crowd pops very loud, reacting to a great spot performed by Joe. Both men are on the ground. Neither of them are moving a muscle. Eventually Joe crawls over to the ladder. He then gets up to one knee, and tries to climb up it. He makes it up to the top, but Cor Von, who finds a chair, is able to put it to conveniant use, by smashing Joe's back with it. Joe however, manages to hold onto the ladder. Cor Von then starts climbing up the ladder with it in hand. Once he gets up to the top, he tries to hit Joe again, but Joe ducks down, forcing Cor Von to smash the chair up against the top of the ladder. At the very split second, Joe grabs the chair with two hands, and falls until he finds a safe landing place towards the bottom of the ladder. Because of this perfectly executed maneuver by Joe, the chair is sling-shot into Marquis Cor Von's face! Cor Von falls off the top of the ladder, as Joe makes his way back up. Finally, Joe is at the top. With no one to stop him, Joe grabs the #1 Contender's Contract, winning the match.
Team 3-D starts off the match by deciding who will start off. They decide to do rock, paper, scissors. Devon ends up starting off, against LAX’s Homicide. They stare each other down, and begin circling the ring, just before they lock up using their arms. Both competitors are trying to use their strength to find a way of making an early break here to gain the quick upper hand. They push each other, but both men appear to have equal strength. After a while, Homicide locks Devon in with a headlock. Devon hits a few elbows to Homicide's ribs, but Homicide ignores. He successfully hits a bulldog. Cover by Homicide...1 – 2 - shoulder up by Devon! Homicide gets up, and stomps Devon just once, then heads to Hernandez. He tags him in. Hernandez walks quickly toward Devon, and kicks him in the mid section. No matter for Devon, for he just elbows Hernandez right in the stomach. Hernandez bends over, and Devon pulls his arm up, and puts his leg over Hernandez's head. He attempts an Overdrive, but Hernandez reverses it into a backdrop! Cover by Hernandez...1 - Ray breaks up the pin-fall, by booting Hernandez's back. Hernandez gets up immediately after, and holds onto Devon's arm tightly. He begins hitting Devon with a series of chops, then Irish whips him into one of six corners. There, Hernandez charges Devon, but Hernandez gets hit by Brother Devon's boot. Devon then gets up on the turnbuckle to where he's sitting on the top turnbuckle and he's feet are on the second turnbuckle. Hernandez turns around, but gets hit by a flying axe handle from Devon! Devon hits the ground, as does Hernandez. After a while, Devon tags his brother in. Ray gets in the ring, and hits a few forearms to Hernandez's back. Devon tries to hit an axe handle, but Hernandez hits his stomach. Brother Ray bends over, and gets hit by a reverse swinging neck-breaker from Hernandez! Hernandez rushes to the cover, without any hesitation...1 – 2 - shoulder up by Ray! Frustrated, Hernandez gets up. He brings Ray with him, then tags in Homicide. Hernandez holds Ray, as Homicide climbs up the turnbuckle. Homicide jumps off, hitting a missile dropkick off the top rope! Ray rolls over in the ring, but gets hit by a few kicks from Homicide. It is then, that Brother Devon gets into the ring. Homicide charges him, but Devon flips Homicide outside the ring! Hernandez gets in, and attempts a clothesline on Devon, but Devon ducks! Hernandez turns around, and gets hit by a 3-D! Homicide gets up, and Brother Devon gets out of the ring. They begin brawling, as Ray looks to be ready to pin Hernandez. Suddenly, Cryme Tyme’s music hits the PA System! Devon stares over to the entrance tunnel, as he continues to hammer away at Homicide. Devon gets up, before he pins Hernandez, and stares. He signals "bring it" to the direction of the entrance tunnel. Ray gets frustrated, but little does he know that Hernandez is about to roll him up for a schoolboy...1 – 2 -3!
Intercontinental Championship & Pacific Championship
Rob Van Dam (c) VS Kurt Angle (c)
Buffer: The following match-up is scheduled for one fall. It is for both the Intercontinental Championship and Pacific Championship. Whoever wins the match will be leaving the arena as the first double champion in WWU history!
JR: For months these two have been trying to see who is the greatest champion in the WWU. Tonight we find out who truly is the greatest champion in the WWU and who will become the first double champion in the history of the WWU!
As Angle plays to the crowd on the top turnbuckle, Van Dam comes up behind him and hits an electric chair drop for a 2 count. RVD starts to work on Angles back and hit’s a standing moonsault followed by a camel clutch. Angle screams in pain, until he counters by pulling his arms out from over Van Dam’s knees and pulling out RVD’s knees, making Rob fall face first onto the top rope. Angle follows it up with a huge german suplex! Kurt grabs Van Dams ankle but RVD scrambles out under the bottom rope. Kurt follows him out but gets hit with a huge spinning heel kick. Van Dam lifts Angle up and drops him gut first onto the barricade. RVD climbs up onto the ring apron and tries to hit his spinning leg drop, but Angle rolls out of the way and Van Dam lands leg first on the barricade! RVD is leaning up against the steps and Angle runs at him, but Van Dam counters and flapjacks Kurt face first onto the steel steps!
JR: Angles been busted wide open!
RVD chucks Kurt in the ring in but only gets a 2 count. Van Dam rolls Angle over to his stomach and delivers some very stiff knees to Angles lower back, followed by some Rolling Thunder!
JR: Angle’s back has taken a lot of punishment in this match and over the week, I don’t know if he can take much more!
RVD attempts a second Rolling Thunder, but Angle leaps up and hits an amazing belly-to-belly suplex! Rob gets to his feet and is locked in a front facelock, as Kurt hit’s a rebound vertical suplex! Angle now starts to work on the leg and ankle of RVD. Angle then climbs up to the second turnbuckle and delivers a Bret Hart like elbow to Rob’s ankle. Kurt now lets out a “WOO!†and locks in the Figure 4 Leg Lock!
JR: An homage to our new co-general manager, the Nature Boy, Ric Flair!
Rob is in great pain as he struggles to get over to the ropes. RVD manages to roll over to the left and reverse the pressure. Angle rolls in the same direction and gets back in control of the hold. Van Dam rolls over in the same direction and once again reverses the pressure. Angle though rolls over again in the same direction, but Rob sticks his hand out and grabs the bottom rope. Angle breaks the hold at 4, and as both men get to their feet, Rob Van Dam hit’s a clothesline sending Angle over the top rope. RVD limps out onto the apron with his back to Angle.
JR: What’s the Intercontinental Champion going to do here?
Rob waits for Angle to get up and hit’s a springboard moonsault straight onto Angle! Rob gets back up to his feet slowly and rolls into the ring before climbing onto the top turnbuckle.
Tazz: No Rob you can pin him! Don’t risk it!
But RVD obviously doesn’t hear Tazz and flies off the top rope and tries to hit a Frog Splash on Angle who’s laying out on the floor-but Kurt rolls away and RVD hit’s the ground hard rib first!
JR: My god Tazz, Van Dam may have broken ribs!
Angle gets to his feet and tosses RVD into the ring and covers. 1,2.….no! Angle hits the mat in frustration. He drops the straps and starts to stamp around the ring.
JR: Angle looking to be Van Dam away this time, with the Angle Slam
Angle gets him in position, but RVD counters. He manages to land on the top turnbuckle and hits Kurt dead in the centre of the lower back with his flying heel kick. RVD though seems to hurt his leg on the manoeuvre and the ref starts a double count. Angle and RVD both get up at about 7 and Van Dam attempts a clothesline, which Kurt ducks and hit’s a huge german suplex! Kurt now signals its over and locks RVD in the Ankle Lock.
JR: Tazz it’s all over! There’s no way Van Dam can get out of this one!
Van Dam struggles in the hold, until he manages to roll himself over and kick Kurt straight in the face. As Kurt rests on the ropes, Van Dam approaches him. Angle is about to hit RVD with the Angle Slam, but Rob counters into a neckbreaker! Rob Van Dam climbs up to the top rope and comes flying off…connecting with the Five Star Frog Splash in the middle of the ring! 1, 2.….3!
Tazz: Rob Van Dam! Rob Van Dam is the first double champion in WWU history!
Rob Van Dam wins by pinfall
Still Intercontinental Champion: Rob Van Dam
New Pacific Champion: Rob Van Dam
JR: Well Kurt may not have won the match, but I think he won a whole lot of respect!
First Match: HEW Hardcore Championship: Anything Goes Match
BWO music hits as the current HEW Hardcore Champion, Hollywood Nova enters the arena receiving some cheers from the crowd while he walks down the ramp with his Hardcore belt on his shoulders.
Snow: And speaking of the Anything Goes Match, here comes our HEW Hardcore Champion, Hollywood Nova as he enters the ring and start Full Throttle off by defending his title in this unique kind of matcn. Wow! How about I joined this match, what do you think Steamy?
Steamboat: Remember what your psychiatrist said Al, don't get involved in Hardcore Matches again.
Nova enters the ring and raises his title above his head as the crowd continues cheering and he hands it over the ref. The ref then showed the title once again to the crowd and he signals the bell to start the match. Nova then prepares himself as he looks at every sides of the ring when suddenly Stevie's music hits as the former Hardcore Champ and ECW Original, Stevie Cool enters the arena with a sack full off foreign objects inside. Stevie runs to the ramp as he can't wait to face Nova in the ring. Stevie drops the sack at the ringside and quickly enters the ring and attacks Nova. The two started a brawl as both men exchange each other's fists. Stevie then hits Nova with a knee to the midsection and knocks him down to his knee with a double axehandle. Stevie then knocks Nova in the head with a huge soccer kick before he heads to the sack with full of weapons. Stevie then grabs a steel pipe out of the sack and heads back to Nova. Stevie enters back in the ring while Nova slowly crawls in the ring. Nova is about to get up when Stevie tries to hit with the steel pipe but the champ manages to block it and kicks Stevie in the midsection and then knocks him down with a clothesline. Nova then grabs Stevie up and throws him over to the top rope. Nova then follows Stevie outside the ring and drags him as Stevie fights back and hits Nova with a kick to the head. Stevie gets up and grabs Nova and throws him to the steel steps hitting his knee first. Stevie then grabs the champ's head and slams it to the steps. Stevie continues slamming Nova's head on the steps until Nova fights back and gives Stevie an elbow to the jaw. Nova then pulls Stevie's leg and drops him to the ground and then throws him with a slingshot, smacking Stevie's head on the steel steps. Nova then finds something under the ring and pulls a steel chair. Stevie gets up from the steel steps as Nova smashes him in the head with the steel chair. Stevie tries to get up as Nova hits him with another chair shot and another and another until he finally busted Stevie's head open.
Stevie is lying on the ground with his head covered with his own blood when suddenly Carlito and Birchall comes out from the crowd and they start beating Nova down. Carlito snatches out the steel chair from Nova and hits him with it. Carlito then throws some punches on the champion while Birchall works on Stevie, punching him straight on the open wound. Carlito then told Birchall to drag Nova and Stevie to the ramps. Birchall then lifts Stevie to his shoulders while Carlito drags the champ to the ramps and also he also grabs the sack full of weapons. Birchall heads to the ramps as Stevie counters and blinded him by raking his eyes while Carlito pulls a barbed wire baseball bat out of the sack as he attempts to use it on Carlito. Birchall and the bloddy Stevie starts exchanging some punches. Birchall then kicks him at the midsection and attempts to nail him with the Walk in the Plank. Stevie pushes Birchall away and then hits him with the Stevie Kick. Meanwhile, Carlito is about to hit Nova with the bat but Nova fights back by giving him a kick to his groin. Nova gets up and grabs the bat and hits it on Carlito's abdomen. Stevie then covers Birchall for the pin, 1... 2... and Nova quickly kicks Stevie in the head to break the count. Nova then grabs Stevie and puts the barbed wire bat on Stevie's busted head as the he starts screaming for pain. Stevie then counters by kicking Nova as well to his groin. Stevie grabs the bat as Nova slowly gets up. Nova is back on his feet as Stevie hits him with the bat and busts Nova's head with it. Nova then tries to get up once again as Stevie hits him with the bat to his abdomen. Nova falls down to the ramps as Stevie follows for the cover, 1... 2... and Birchall kicks Stevie to break the count. Both Birchall and Carlito then grabs their opponents and head towards backstage.
At the Backstage:
Johan: I am here while the Anything Goes Match is still going on as Carlito and Nova coming over here and I'll try to ask them, What the Fff...!
Carlito throws Nova to the wide flat screen T.V., leaving some blood on the screen while Birchall and Stevie exchanges some punches while they head to the interviewer's area. All four men continues brawling until the lights fade out and Kazarian suddenly appears with a singapore cane when it turns back. Kazarian then starts hitting everyone in the head with his weapon. Kaz then grabs Carlito as Birchall hits him with trash can behind. Both Birchall grabs the trash can lid as Carlito found a stop sign and they smack Kaz with it on the face. Carlito and Birchall then turn back their focus on Nova and Stevie as they were surprise that the two have left the area. The camera then turns to the hallway as both Nova and Stevie are brawling. Stevie then kicks Nova away when suddenly JTG charges in and Stevie catches him with a backbody drop. Stevie then grabs Nova back to his feet when suddenly, the Heartbreakers try to attack by hitting them with steel chairs but the two ducks and then kicks both men to their midsection. They grab the chair and hit both men with a chairshot to their back. The two then continues what they had started as both men charges in and hits each other's steel chair. Stevie then stomps the champ's foot and then smacks him with the chair straight to his bloody head. Stevie then goes for the cover, 1... 2... and Shannon suddenly enters and kicks him to break the count. Stevie gets mad by seeing Shannon Moore as he taunts him to come forward. Stevie charges him with the steel chair and Shannon ducks his move. Shannon then grabs Stevie as the ECW Original hits him with a knee to his midsection. Stevie then hits Shannon with the Stevie Kick. Stevie then gives Shannon a smirk and turns his focus on Nova. Stevie grabs him in the hair and pulls him up as Nova fights back. Nova starts throwing him some punches as Stevie fights back and throws Nova's head to the wall. The two continues fighting until they reached the audience area. They exchange each other's fist and knocking each other's out with some objects that they could find like beer can's pizza boxes and others. They continue until Stevie throws Nova back in the ringside. Nova gets up as Stevie grabs and throws him to the steel post face first. Stevie then throws Nova back in the ring and he climbs up the top rope. Stevie goes for a frog splash and Nova manages to move away from the attack and Stevie hits himself down the mat. Nova then does some Hogan taunts to regain his momentum as Stevie tries to get back on his feet with some help on the ropes. Stevie gets up as Nova points him and shouts "You". Stevie goes for a punch as Nova blocks it and gives Stevie with his own punches and then knocks him down with a huge clothesline. Stevie gets up as Nova whips him to the ropes. Stevie bounces back as Nova goes for a big boot but Stevie ducks in. Nova turns and Stevie nails him with the Stevie Kick. Then from nowhere Shannon calls Stevie out which he's on the top of the rope right. Stevie turns around and Shannon hits him with a moonsault and covers, 1... 2... 3..., and Shannon Moore is our new HEW Hardcore Champion.
Steamboat: Oh my God! I can't believe it! Shannon Moore is our new Hardcore Champion!
Snow: Well, I think no one have expected that Shannon will be in the match and win it.
Steamboat: Well, congratulations to you kid! You've just made a shocker!
Snow: And Stevie will definitely going to piss you off.
MATCH 2 (Cruiserweight Championship Tournament Round 1): Petey Williams vs. Alex Shelley
Petey flexes for a moment as Alex gets right to work with a head scissors take down. Alex continues the head scissors hold on the amt and Petey reaches to grab hold of the rope. The ref breaks the hold and both men stand. Petey charges angrily at Alex, who counters his momentum with a hip toss. Petey attempts another charge and gets hip tossed again. The crowd cheers as Alex maintains the upper hand. Alex promptly applies a side headlock and downs his opponent on the mat with the hold. Alex jumps up and bounds off the opposite ropes but gets slammed to the mat as he returns by Petey who hits a shoulder block. Petey bounds off the ropes behind him and leaps over the downed Alex Shelley then comes back and leaps over him and onto the middle rope which he uses to springboard straight back into the waiting arms of Shelley. Shelley wraps his arm around Petey's chest and slams him down with a variation of a inverted sidewalk slam! Pinfall: 1...2...kick-out by Petey Williams.
Both men gather their breathe as they stand back up. Petey comes in strong with a hook to the head of Alex Shelley, then kicks him square in the gut once...twice...but the third time his foot is caught. He attempts to Enziguiri, but Shelley ducks. Amazingly enough Petey feints and reverses his direction to hit a back kick to the head of Alex Shelley, sending him out of the ring! Petey hits a baseball slide kick to the jaw of Alex Shelley as he tries to stand and then leaps over the top rope with a cross body dive! Petey bumps his elbow on the ground and grabs it in pain, but pushes through to pull Shelley to is feet and slide him into the ring. Pin attempt: 1...2...Kick-out by Shelley!
Petey gets up and angrily slams his fists onto the top rope. Shelley is barely able to stand but gets to his feet just in time to duck a lariat from Williams. Shelley back kicks, but Petey catches his foot. Shelley manages to spin and lands a wheel kick to the head of Petey which buys him a few moments to recover. Shelley stands and runs toward Petey who counters his attack with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Pin attempt by Williams: 1...2...kick-out!
Williams, fed up with his inability to get the pin-fall on Shelley, stands up and grabs Shelley by the hair, pulls him into the center of the ring and signals for the Candian Destroyer. Shelley manages to muster some strength and flips his feet up around Petey's head and then flips him down into a sunset flip! Pin attempt: 1...2...kick-out!
Shelley irish whips Petey into the corner and then runs full speed toward him, but at the last moment Petey jumps away and Shelley leaps to the top rope and grabs the ropes to maintain his balance. Petey leaps up behind him and spins around while placing himself between Shelley's legs. Shelley fires a couple punches to his head, but can't stop the downward momentum as Petey pulls him off the rope into a super power bomb! Williams goes for the cover: 1...2...3!
WINNER: Petey Williams!