Well since none of you know me irl, I guess it's safe to post my most embarrassing story (might not be appropriate but meh).
This happened during my first year of college, and I was living in a student apartment with four other males. So one day I was alone in the apartment and I was 'spanking the monkey', and finished and put my clothes back on. Now fasforward to later on in the day we were hosting a party and already a couple of people have already showed up in the evening (only about like 6 guys so far, and I know them all). After talking to the group a bit one of my buddies looked at me and asked 'Yo, is that a stain on your pants'? I looked down and sure enough, there was this nice fucking jizz stain on my pants that I wasn't aware of. Now I tried to pass it off as a milk stain but nobody bought it and basically I was ridiculed about it all night.
Pretty embarrassing, but eventually the story soon faded away. However I got a new nickname from that night: Spermenator. Of course I was the drunk of the group and did countless more dumb shit, so I was kinda used to being ridiculed anyways after that ended. But lesson learned change your clothes after doing 'that'. :wank: