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[NooDLE]

Serious Question

Have you ever wished you were a venomous cobra?

 

[+//New-Breed\\+]

Fuck a cobra. I wish I was a Great White Shark, or it's ancestor, the 70 foot Megalodon. Makes a cobra look like a caterpillar.

 

[NooDLE]

 

[+//New-Breed\\+]

This photo is obviously photoshopped. However, the real prehistoric Megalodon was probably a lot bigger. Jaw fossils have proven this dinosaur shark to be over 70 feet. Intense...

 

[NooDLE]

Im tired, so stop or I'll get my cobra to eat your face.

 

[KANNIBAL]

Id be a crocodile, they have been on this earth for a long time. Plus that death spin they always do is a good way to kill a prey, or even humans.

 

[+//New-Breed\\+]

Im tired, so stop or I'll get my cobra to eat your face.

Eat my face? That's the best he can do? Puuuhleez! I'll get my megalodon to eat you whole!

 

[monkeystyle]

Yes.

But only a spitting cobra.

 

[Nation]

Behold the great loch ness monster!!!!

 

[monkeystyle]

Behold the great loch ness monster!!!!

Can you lend me about $3.50?

 

[Nation]

What? Why?

 

[monkeystyle]

What? Why?

Watch the South Park episode where Chef gets married. That will enlighten you.

 

[c4_FatTony]

didin't I tell you not to give him $3.50?! God dammit now all he is going to want is more.

 

[NooDLE]

good call on the lochness monster but the cobra would still kick his ass

and the megalodon.. meh, fuck megalodons, they dont exist

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Have you ever wished you were a scorpion?

 

[phantomgerald]

yeah, just so i can go into that hot babe's shirt and pinch her nips