S**t I hear at work (a.k.a conspiracy theories of the alt-right)

[Moon Bird]

-Walmart has an underground network of tunnels connecting every store which they use to traffic children

-There is a website where billionaires can access Walmart security cameras and 'select' children who will be abducted and delivered to them via said tunnel network

-The Covid vaccine contains something which will kill everyone who took it in 3 years time

-There is a Covid vaccine neutralized which you can buy off the internet for $200 to stop you dying if you got the vaccine

-There are chem trails in the sky which is the Government dropping chemicals on the general population to keep them docile

-Joe Biden you see in public settings is an actor, the actual Joe Biden is a cryogenic pod under the White House

(No, I'm not making any of this shit up. These are things taken from actual conversations between people who come into my workplace)

-Donald Trump controls the stock exchange and is only letting things get bad regarding inflation so that people 'wake up'

-Billionaires can go to Disney World with a special valet and when they see a child they want they inform the valet and they will have the child snached up and flown to their house...where they are delivered in a box, with a sock in their mouth (once again, this is verbatim) and drugged so they don't remember what happened

-Hybrid people. As in Alien Hybrid people. I've also heard them referred to as 'lizard people'

-Jewish banking conspiracy nonsense

-There is a mirror that can be used as a portal that was featured in a Matthew McConaughey movie that is actually a real thing, and they used the movie as a vehicle to teach the people of the world of it's existence

-The Covid vaccine has GPS trackers they inject into people so they can be tracked anywhere in the world

-The nobility of Europe were called "bluebloods" because they were 'hybrid people'

-There are 'real jews' and 'imposter jews'

-Donald Trump is still the President and is still in the White House running things from a secret underground bunker (maybe the same bunker where the real Joe Biden is in Cryo-statis?)

-Babies are used as a currency in some underground cabal of the elite

There is way more that has slipped my mind, when it returns I'll update it. Or when I hear more crazy s**t at work.

To anyone who isn't American reading this you might find it unbelievable but I promise you everything I've said above it true, said by people who 1000% believe it. There might even be people on this very forum who believe some of the statements above. If so please don't interact with this thread. You are entitled to your opinions and views but clearly I disagree and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I just needed somewhere to vent about this stuff because I need to get it off my chest, and my boyfriend doesn't wanna hear about it every day. And it really is every single day. *sigh*

Yes, I hate my work.

 

[Vegeta]

Holy shit.

 

[Chris]

Nothing will ever top my old coworker before I switched jobs earlier this year, she said "if the earth is round then how come the stars don't move?"

 

[Moon Bird]

-Obama is running the country and Joe Biden is just his puppet

-Michelle Obama has male genetalia/used to be a man?/is actually a man?/transphobic bs I won't repeat

 

[Bobby Barrows]

-Walmart has an underground network of tunnels connecting every store which they use to traffic children

-There is a website where billionaires can access Walmart security cameras and 'select' children who will be abducted and delivered to them via said tunnel network

-The Covid vaccine contains something which will kill everyone who took it in 3 years time

-There is a Covid vaccine neutralized which you can buy off the internet for $200 to stop you dying if you got the vaccine

-There are chem trails in the sky which is the Government dropping chemicals on the general population to keep them docile

-Joe Biden you see in public settings is an actor, the actual Joe Biden is a cryogenic pod under the White House

(No, I'm not making any of this shit up. These are things taken from actual conversations between people who come into my workplace)

-Donald Trump controls the stock exchange and is only letting things get bad regarding inflation so that people 'wake up'

-Billionaires can go to Disney World with a special valet and when they see a child they want they inform the valet and they will have the child snached up and flown to their house...where they are delivered in a box, with a sock in their mouth (once again, this is verbatim) and drugged so they don't remember what happened

-Hybrid people. As in Alien Hybrid people. I've also heard them referred to as 'lizard people'

-Jewish banking conspiracy nonsense

-There is a mirror that can be used as a portal that was featured in a Matthew McConaughey movie that is actually a real thing, and they used the movie as a vehicle to teach the people of the world of it's existence

-The Covid vaccine has GPS trackers they inject into people so they can be tracked anywhere in the world

-The nobility of Europe were called "bluebloods" because they were 'hybrid people'

-There are 'real jews' and 'imposter jews'

-Donald Trump is still the President and is still in the White House running things from a secret underground bunker (maybe the same bunker where the real Joe Biden is in Cryo-statis?)

-Babies are used as a currency in some underground cabal of the elite

There is way more that has slipped my mind, when it returns I'll update it. Or when I hear more crazy s**t at work.

To anyone who isn't American reading this you might find it unbelievable but I promise you everything I've said above it true, said by people who 1000% believe it. There might even be people on this very forum who believe some of the statements above. If so please don't interact with this thread. You are entitled to your opinions and views but clearly I disagree and I don't want to get into an argument about it.

I just needed somewhere to vent about this stuff because I need to get it off my chest, and my boyfriend doesn't wanna hear about it every day. And it really is every single day. *sigh*

Yes, I hate my work.

This one is fucking hilarious because even if true, it paints Donald Trump in an even worse light, deliberately tanking the world economy because he lost the fucking election lmfao. There's no way he comes out looking good.

 

[Moon Bird]

This one is fucking hilarious because even if true, it paints Donald Trump in an even worse light, deliberately tanking the world economy because he lost the fucking election lmfao. There's no way he comes out looking good.

Every day I work I'm a day closer to being recruited into some kind of far right militia group... in so much as when these people try and rope me into their conversations or ask me something like if I agree or whatever I have to just say "yeah sure" or whatever, or risk being shot by these nut jobs (or worse)

I've literally seen people be refused service at my job for being democrats. I know that will sound crazy to some people but come down to rural Florida where most houses still have Trump 2020 flags flying outside their homes and then you might get it. We went to the flea market for the first time in a year the other week and every other table was either Trump stuff, FJB stuff, Lets Go Brandon stuff, Confederate flags, Stand For The Flag Kneel For The Cross... ya know...Crypto Nazi BS.

I hate this place.

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Every day I work I'm a day closer to being recruited into some kind of far right militia group... in so much as when these people try and rope me into their conversations or ask me something like if I agree or whatever I have to just say "yeah sure" or whatever, or risk being shot by these nut jobs (or worse)

I've literally seen people be refused service at my job for being democrats. I know that will sound crazy to some people but come down to rural Florida where most houses still have Trump 2020 flags flying outside their homes and then you might get it. We went to the flea market for the first time in a year the other week and every other table was either Trump stuff, FJB stuff, Lets Go Brandon stuff, Confederate flags, Stand For The Flag Kneel For The Cross... ya know...Crypto Nazi BS.

I hate this place.

And this is why inbreeding is frowned upon.

 

[Moon Bird]

And this is why inbreeding is frowned upon.

Not in Florida...

 

[Canadian Dragon]

Every day I work I'm a day closer to being recruited into some kind of far right militia group... in so much as when these people try and rope me into their conversations or ask me something like if I agree or whatever I have to just say "yeah sure" or whatever, or risk being shot by these nut jobs (or worse)

I've literally seen people be refused service at my job for being democrats. I know that will sound crazy to some people but come down to rural Florida where most houses still have Trump 2020 flags flying outside their homes and then you might get it. We went to the flea market for the first time in a year the other week and every other table was either Trump stuff, FJB stuff, Lets Go Brandon stuff, Confederate flags, Stand For The Flag Kneel For The Cross... ya know...Crypto Nazi BS.

I hate this place.

Yup Florida is a fucking shithole and most Trumpers have the intelligence of a pea

 

[Butters]

Might as well name this thread “Kif’s News Thread”

 

[Vegeta]

Might as well name this thread “Kif’s News Thread”

Not even sure kif that bad

 

[Canadian Dragon]

I think Kif mostly just cares about Menthols and old cars and the gubment hating on them

 

[Chris]

I think he picks the conspiracies that sound funniest to him and gets the most reactions tbh that's why he doesn't fuck with flat earth or anything, that's boring

 

[Vegeta]

Still can’t believe they made that man get rid of all his cars

 

[Vegeta]

I think he picks the conspiracies that sound funniest to him and gets the most reactions tbh that's why he doesn't fuck with flat earth or anything, that's boring

You telling me he is a gimmick