Rap Battle Thread.

[Rell]

I'll battle you, I gotta go later but write some shit and I'll respond

 

[Qwake]

majesty u suck

I second that...Famous wins by a landslide

I wanna see Rell Vs Famous

 

[Wordlife]

so do I... I got Famous as the last winner, I kinda want in this too

 

[KenFan4life]

So like...when Famou$ and Rell gonna go at it?
cuz its time we see them two poser-ni'ggers that tuck their lips in , in a lame-ass Busta-Attempt to Recreate some Ice-Cube's Creamy-Pube-hairs lairs...ya-heard?!

 

[Famou$ 187]

Awwww Rell what's good son//Immma just tell something right quick this is not Vh1//Immma make some more drama on this shit//The same kind that Obama been doing & he ain't never get hit//You spit this & that all day about Nas//Even Nas can't stand the heat on the streets something like Ras B//They always look at me & wonder who this smurf b?//But im the realest spitting the illiest shit & still up on dat NY Brooklyn killa shit//Even time & time you say Ka-Durrhhh//But after this shit between me & you is over people will wonder who just did a murda//

 

[Bigfella]

Hey...Your Mum is gay.

"look at me mum, i'm drive-by other gangs!"

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

This right here shows why I dislike rap.

 

[CT Styles]

^^ Not bad. EDIT: Directed at Famous.

Maje$ty or however the fuck ya spell it, you just embarrassed yourself.

Famous? You aint famous the only thing famous about you is your microscopic penis!

Childlike remark. Mentioning his penis? Come on.

You say you could rap? But yo raps are just CRAP your in a TRAP!

Doesn't make sense, you're the one in a trap, you made a dick outta yourself.

Rapping is like a cake walk but you cant even talk!

He did, and he owned you at it.

Your life is like ICE your frozen like a dozen scared MICE!

I'll stick with 'lol'

You talk shit but you cant even blow a single HIT!

It's an internet forum, what's he gonna do? Shoot your internet cable?

You havent seen the sun because you dont have fun

That's just funny.

You use a whole can of axe cuz you trying to get rid of that wack scent!//

 

[The Showstopper]

^ Seriously why are you always on my ass? Are you that obsessed with me? If you want to jerk off to me that bad? Look in your mom's closet she keeps pictures of me there.

Ok anyways I wasnt being serious with the "rap" I just made it up for fun.

 

[Wordlife]

^lol wtf? I say my boy Famous won again, even though rell never posted his yet

 

[THE Renegade Diesel]

Hey uh Famous, and Rell I will rap...

But does it have to be a diss? Also, how many bar's? The reason I ask about dissing because I think that's pretty childish.. But if I'm verbally provoked, I will kill you, call me hitman.. I hope you all ready for some real shit man..

EDIT: Here's my rap..

See fella's, I hustle hard when it's time to push(push),
I be blowing the finest cush (cush),
This for my people, my chico's cuz real smurf's keep it hush (hush),
I shut it down, when it come around cuz it's a must (must),
Cuz it aint shit to us we aint got shit to live for, either we growing hyroponics(Weed) or we flip raw, you dead wrong for thinking this chico wont ride, forgive but never forget playa it wont slide, dont never come up on my side looking side way's, cuz I know you despise my hustle swagger, and my fly way's, I aint tryna hear it, they to near me not to fear me, So when you hear my lyrics understand this how I live it, We really do what I say I aint just spitting game, we aint some wanna be gangster in it just for the fame, this blood sweat and tear's no love for the other side.. You dead wrong for thinking this kid won't ride?

Hop it wasn't to short.. I can spit some more if you wan't..

 

[Famou$ 187]

In the poconoes wilding for the weekend...I style up in my Feenix...
[Fast]Jesus,how I love the way $he crouch down and eat it--
[Fast]listen...my money matured...just need a better V,
[Fast]Grown pockets,no more greg...call me gregory--

Salary cap the same addition as a pro-bowl....
Walk through solo...shirt never POLO!--
No marco neither,doing the damn thing,
[Fasr]fuck a broken wrist,this jewelery caused my hand-SPRING--

[Fast]something like POLAND! The joke aint funny but,my car keeps ROLLING....
GOTCHA SHORTY OPEN!
[Fast]Staring at the wrist like,$he don't get the notion,
Sizzurp....loookin like rasberry lotion--

...got the potion im leaning off the piff,
[Fast]second hand smoke,got me in Writer's block like I be's with the dips--
Bullets like crips..hesitate and he'll see 6,
[Fast]stay plush,with the wave brush,make em' sea-sick--

 

[THE Renegade Diesel]

I guess two round's?

Here's my second one.

hahaha, you dead wrong for thinking these chico wont ride, you dead wrong for thinking diesel dont got a 45, chico it got pistol grip, smurf Big Sexy dont ever slip, 5 shot's, NO, hold up i gotta extra clip, if it's money homey, i'l just lend you an extra brick, and if i punch, you touch me, you'l never live, Me- Deisel you know I got that heavy dough, and I dont breath heavy when I blow, Diesel That Kid yall aint ready for, I'l determine wheather you a focused solider ready for war, So unreal, like navy seal's my technique is the stealth, main mission: live, and lavish the wealth, you shady ass smurf's tend to lose yourself, but i will make it to the top dont confuse yourself, BOW, Two 44 pistols tuck under my belt, when Yall See Diesel ontop you know..

 

[chessarmy]

OMG GUYZ, I MADE 1!!!

"yo yo yo, i love to watch TNA its in my DNA not my RNA its the greatest wrestling show on tv they got wrestlas like Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle, and my main man AJ Styles. YO YO YO YO YO! TNA IN MA DNA! YO! GANGSTA STREETZ"

You like?

 

[THE Renegade Diesel]

Word.. Lol