Random Thought/Joke of the Day

[BlueEyedDevil]

How much do you really care about gang violence? In Los Angeles we have Freeways that separate neighborhoods. The violence out here is fairly well contained with the people participating in the violence in the inner city being from the inner city possibly having their family living there too. I've given the issue lip service but that was probably just to make an impression on somebody else. If gang members are Hell Bent to murder the crap out of each other than be my guest as I like where they both end up. Defund the Police and add to the fun. The more murderers loose the more murders will be committed. Don't blame me. I'm just watching the TV over here on the Westside.

 

[BlueEyedDevil]

OK, I try a joke. I'm new, OK?

How do you have sex with a fat woman?
Flip through the folds until you smell shit then go back one.

 

[Swamps]

OK, I try a joke. I'm new, OK?

How do you have sex with a fat woman?
Flip through the folds until you smell shit then go back one.

Or or, you through down flour and look for the wet spot!

We have a meme thread too! (Random picture thread)

 

[Kyle Gage]

"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do somethin' like this -- and totally redeem yourself! Ha Ha!"

 

[CakeWalker]

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, I really need you look at this thing between my legs."
The doctor replies. "Okay - pull you're trousers down."
The man responds "My job prevents me from doing so."
"And what job is that" says the Doctor.
The man places a magnifying glass on the table and says. "I'm a private dick."​

 

[Kyle Gage]

I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!​

 

[Skyefire]

You've got to hand it to short people. Otherwise they wouldn't be able to reach it.

 

[Spider Matthau]

"You wish there was a Pied Piper for possums, but there isn't, so you're gonna have to keep picking them off with a .22. Buckle up 'cause they're fuckin' ugly...of course that's not to say I have it all my damn self."

 

[Skyefire]

I went golfing today and got three birdies. Thankfully the vet says they'll be okay.

 

[Wangman Page]

My boss asked me today why I am always sick on days that I am to work.

I told him it must be my weekend immune system

 

[#Waddles]

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?" "You follow the fresh prints

 

[Wangman Page]

My wife told me I had no sense of direction.

I asked her where thst came from

 

[#Waddles]

Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!

 

[#Waddles]

What kind of car does an egg drive?" "A yolkswagen

 

[#Waddles]

What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?" "Where's Pop Corn?