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[Rosie]

Noodles looks like a cuckold, which means he loses to the Chad Mightyena every time they face off.

Chad ain't rad, bruh.

 

[Doxo]

Noodles looks like a cuckold, which means he loses to the Chad Mightyena every time they face off.

Can't argue with that logic, Mightyena has my vote!

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

Chad ain't rad, bruh.

Because it's an African country full of black people?

BEAVER IS RACIST!

 

[Rosie]

Can't argue with that logic, Mightyena has my vote!

Noodles.

He flies

*WEEEEEEEEEEEE*

He shoots Hyper Beams

*ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR*

And he's so

f*ucking

adorable!

:3

HE'S A BRUISER AND YOUR NEW BEST BUDDY ALL IN ONE!

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

Noodles.

He flies

*WEEEEEEEEEEEE*

He shoots Hyper Beams

*ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR*

And he's so

f*ucking

adorable!

:3

HE'S A BRUISER AND YOUR NEW BEST BUDDY ALL IN ONE!

 

[Rosie]

That is NSFB, dude.

 

[Doxo]

Noodles.

He flies

*WEEEEEEEEEEEE*

He shoots Hyper Beams

*ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR*

And he's so

f*ucking

adorable!

:3

HE'S A BRUISER AND YOUR NEW BEST BUDDY ALL IN ONE!

You know I've got a weakness for ice! Unfortunately, Cuddles has an even bigger weakness to it

Pokévore, that's something I didn't need to see today

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

That is NSFB, dude.

Pokévore, that's something I didn't need to see today

I'm crying from laughter right now. It's such a hilarious picture.

 

[Rosie]

You know I've got a weakness for ice! Unfortunately, Cuddles has an even bigger weakness to it

Ice type moves?? F*** THAT S*** DRAGONITE CAN LEARN FIRE ATTACKS!

And he likes my cuddles... Not to mention Gerb's Doge also hates cuddles, punches, bugs, and having decent stats.

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

Ice type moves?? F*** THAT S*** DRAGONITE CAN LEARN FIRE ATTACKS!

And he likes my cuddles... Not to mention Gerb's Doge also hates cuddles, punches, bugs, and having decent stats.

You're only saying that since Mightyena is black.

 

[Rosie]

You're only saying that since Mightyena is black.

I'm colour blind.

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

I'm colour blind.

That just means you see many colors as black, thus you are hateful towards even more Pokemon!

 

[Rosie]

That just means you see many colors as black, thus you are hateful towards even more Pokemon!

I love all Pokemon

Except for Ash-Greninja

He can step on a lego-brick.

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

I love all Pokemon

Except for Ash-Greninja

He can step on a lego-brick.

HEY!

Don't force LEGOs to touch that putrid creature!

 

[Doxo]

WHAT THE FRICK

I started playing FireRed on the Gameboy, my first ever pokemon game, start a brand new file, pick my boy Squirtle and THIS bad boy pops up