Poké-Chat

[Solid Snake]

Are you talking about Pikachu or Jolteon?

That electric squirrel. Jolteon has speed. Amazing for a team.

 

[Rosie]

That electric squirrel. Jolteon has speed. Amazing for a team.

I mean, give it a Light Ball...

 

[Solid Snake]

I mean, give it a Light Ball...

 

[Jay-Ashley]

That electric squirrel. Jolteon has speed. Amazing for a team.

Don't you mean electric rodent, lol?

 

[Rosie]

Also looking for how to get the Shiny charm, I realized if I complete the dex I also get this:

Spoiler

TO COMPLETE THE DEX I GO!!!

 

[Solid Snake]

Pikachu isn't actually a mouse.
Pikachu inspired by a squirrel, creators reveal

Don't you mean electric rodent, lol?

Was referencing that :kitler:

 

[Jay-Ashley]

Was referencing that :kitler:

I know, but I was also referencing everyone still calling it a rodent just like everyone still thinks Pluto is a planet.

 

[Solid Snake]

I know, but I was also referencing everyone still calling it a rodent just like everyone still thinks Pluto is a planet.

PIKACHU IS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER!

 

[Jay-Ashley]

PIKACHU IS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER!

That is interesting...

 

[Rosie]

PIKACHU IS AN ATTACK HELICOPTER!

No, Skarmory is!

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

Ah, yes, my favorite penguin from Surf's Up!

I just want a new Eeveelution or the chance to say "F-Gender norms" and use the pink ribbon dog again.

Just using a female character and going on an adventure is already saying "F-gender norms", really. But if your character's female, I suppose you have to use all masculine Pokemon to truly delete the norms.

new Eeveelution

Every moment that passes without a new Eeveelution being announced is a moment where a child in Africa has to eat his brother to survive. If Nintendo wants to stop cannibalism in Kenya, they should announce new Eeveelutions.

Are you talking about Pikachu or Jolteon?

Compare their stats. Jolteon is one of the fastest Pokemon in the game and has great special attack to boot.

Also looking for how to get the Shiny charm, I realized if I complete the dex I also get this:

Spoiler

TO COMPLETE THE DEX I GO!!!

Girls get to become nurses...boys get to become Ryu from Street Fighter.

everyone still thinks Pluto is a planet.

It is a fucking planet. Saying otherwise is fighting words, son. I'll deck you in! Swear on me mum!

 

[Jay-Ashley]

It is a fucking planet. Saying otherwise is fighting words, son. I'll deck you in! Swear on me mum!

Pluto is...a dwarf planet.

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

Pluto is...a dwarf planet.

I'm going to eat your dog.

 

[Solidus1]

I'll deck you in! Swear on me mum!

Cultural appropriation. You aren't a real Brit!

 

[Jay-Ashley]

I'm going to eat your dog.

Because I said Pluto is a planet? I thought that is what you wanted me to say?