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[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

Man, I love Unova, but I hate the levels that some Pokemon evolve. Volcarona? Level 59. Ridiculous, but it kiiiinda makes sense, since it's some sort of powerful psuedo god. Still not a good idea. Hydreigon? 64. Even for a psuedo legendary this is flat out ridiculous. The majority of games won't even have you be at that level by the end. Even worse, its pre-evos have no other ability than hustle, so you're missing constantly for 63 turns. Mandibuzz and Braviary? They're just common birds, what are they, 28, 30? Try 54. Why on god's green earth is that a thing? Bisharp? Level 52. Meinshao? 50. Haxorous? Oh wait, that one's normal at 48, I nearly expected that to be level 99.5

Worst part isn't even the high level, it's that all those pre-evos, every single one of them, are all useless, major pains in the ass

I absolutely agree. That's one of the most frustrating things in the games and stopped me from using Pokemon I'd otherwise love to try out.

If a Pokemon takes that long to evolve, I usually don't even bother with them or they sit in the back of my party with a booster on.

It depends on the Pokemon. I scooped up a Trapinch and trained it up despite it being like twelve levels below my team just so I could have a kickass Flygon. Another time I trained up a Salamence through the exp share and numerous runs through the Elite Four. It took so much time, but Pancakes became a genuine monster once he evolved. More recently I caught an Eevee in Alpha Sapphire and trained it from level 8 or so all the way to the forties so I could have it against the Elite Four. Many Pellippers died during the grinding for him.

Straight up looks like a gym leader. I love it!

Ledyba/Ledian

-Odd choice, but when it is your first encounter in a nuzlocke...and you're forced to use it, you realize how bad it is. Plus, it seems as if that the few times I play Pokemon Go, those buggers are crawling everywhere no matter where I am in town WHEN YOU JUST WANT A FREAKING MUDKIP!

Its design is also incredibly snooze inducing.

Ash-Greninja

-Regular Greninja, fine, protean Greninja, annoying to face, but this....THIS IS ESSENTIALLY A MEGA-EVOLUTION WHEN IT GETS A KILL THAT CAN USE AN ITEM! It goes from base 530, to 640! That is more of a stat boost than Mega Evolutions! Then, Water Shuriken gets to be 20 power instead of 15 and always hits three times...plus STAB...And someone may ask "If you kill it first, then it must be fine, right?" NO! With its speed, attacking power both ways and move-pool, it'll kill.

Everyone that genuinely approves of Greninja faster than Jolteon should be lined up against a wall and shot. It seriously angers me that my nibba isn't in the top ten fastest Pokemon.

Walrein

-I got swept by one before, deal with it.

Chubby walrus did nothing wrong.

Diggersby

-Disgusting design, it's cry is it puking, yet sadly good enough where I have to deal with it.

It looks like it commits domestic abuse or something. Its designer can be lined up against the wall with the others.


Anyways, here's my choices for worst Pokemon designs:

Aegislash: Out of all the possible ideas they could use for a steel/ghost type, they choose to make a living sword and shield. Good stats doesn't make a shitty design any better.

Klefki: Sentient keys that make me want to stick a key into my pupils.

Tornados, Thundurus, Landurus: They're people with clouds instead of legs. Their alternate forms are hardly better.

Accelgor: How is the severed head of Zeus a bug type? Why is it so fast?

Sandygast: I hate sand. It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere.

All Alola forms except Sandshrew, Sandslash, Vulpix, Ninetales, Marowak, and Raichu. Don't vandalize good Pokemon, please.

Now best:

Eevee: Cuddly fox kitten that I just want to pet. All Eeveelutions look great as well.

Rayquaza: Most badass looking creature in the series. It's mega is blatantly inferior to the original esign.

Zigzagoon: Another very cute Pokemon I wanna pet.

Poochyena, Mightyena, Houndour, Houndoom: Dogs are my favorite animal. Badass dogs are badass.

Charizard: Does anyone honestly need to argue about this?

 

[Solid Snake]

Best looking Pokemon ever:

Spoiler

 

[Rosie]

Swampert
Mimikyu

So my second favourite Pokemon...and one of my favourite Alola Pokemon.

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

 

[Doxo]

I'm done living in this world

You all know what Bergmite is, right? For those of you who don't, it's a one foot tall walking baby iceberg. There is nothing human about it

I was looking at some Bergmite fanart because it's so cute. Picture 13: a humanoid Bergmite in a bikini. Picture 19: full on Bergmite hentai

Again, Bergmite is a one foot tall iceberg

 

[Rosie]

I'm done living in this world

You all know what Bergmite is, right? For those of you who don't, it's a one foot tall walking baby iceberg. There is nothing human about it

I was looking at some Bergmite fanart because it's so cute. Picture 13: a humanoid Bergmite in a bikini. Picture 19: full on Bergmite hentai

Again, Bergmite is a one foot tall iceberg

Rule 34... If it is a thing, there is porn of it .-.

*cries because Sylveon is third favourite Pokemon*

 

[Solid Snake]

Some people are so desperate for sex, they have to create it in their minds...
Using Pokemon...
And then share it on the internet...
God only knows why.

 

[Swift]

Pathetic.

 

[Rosie]

Also, one small thing I'd like in future games from Pokemon, in the realm of trainer customization, more options which are Pokemon inspired and/or cosplay.

There have been a couple examples before such as the Pancham hat and the Slurpuff dress from X/Y, and from US/UM, the Pikachu clothes from Pikachu Valley and the Kommo-O armour and the Lurantis outfit which was so cute it made me not hate the Pokemon anymore, but it'd be nice to get more than just one or two max per game.

I mean, maybe have a couple of items from popular Pokemon such as Eevee themed outfits, keep the Pikachu stuff, maybe stuff relating to the starters of that game so you can perhaps show your love for the starter you picked which is typically one of the Pokemon you get the most attached to. It'd be a nice way to expand with trainer customization, especially if you give both the guy and girl character a lot of options. Since some people complained about wishing there was "a bit more" with trainer customization. Even if you can't adjust your trainer's age, you can do that, and maybe add more hair styles and colours and really, players young and old will feel like they are the ones playing through the journey, or if you like to play as a "character" you can create it.

 

[MildlyUpsetGerbil]

Also, one small thing I'd like in future games from Pokemon, in the realm of trainer customization, more options which are Pokemon inspired and/or cosplay.

There have been a couple examples before such as the Pancham hat and the Slurpuff dress from X/Y, and from US/UM, the Pikachu clothes from Pikachu Valley and the Kommo-O armour and the Lurantis outfit which was so cute it made me not hate the Pokemon anymore, but it'd be nice to get more than just one or two max per game.

I mean, maybe have a couple of items from popular Pokemon such as Eevee themed outfits, keep the Pikachu stuff, maybe stuff relating to the starters of that game so you can perhaps show your love for the starter you picked which is typically one of the Pokemon you get the most attached to. It'd be a nice way to expand with trainer customization, especially if you give both the guy and girl character a lot of options. Since some people complained about wishing there was "a bit more" with trainer customization. Even if you can't adjust your trainer's age, you can do that, and maybe add more hair styles and colours and really, players young and old will feel like they are the ones playing through the journey, or if you like to play as a "character" you can create it.

A Mismagius outfit would be awesome.

 

[Solid Snake]

I am wondering now... You know how they made the "Star" game, like the fan based one? Is Pokemon actually going to make Pokemon Star be the first game on the Switch based on Sun and Moon, or will they finally give us Z? Also... Wouldn't it of made sense to have Pokemon Z tie in with the Z crystals?

 

[Swift]

I am wondering now... You know how they made the "Star" game, like the fan based one? Is Pokemon actually going to make Pokemon Star be the first game on the Switch based on Sun and Moon, or will they finally give us Z? Also... Wouldn't it of made sense to have Pokemon Z tie in with the Z crystals?

Pretty sure USUM is "Pokemon Star/s".

 

[Doxo]

I am wondering now... You know how they made the "Star" game, like the fan based one? Is Pokemon actually going to make Pokemon Star be the first game on the Switch based on Sun and Moon, or will they finally give us Z? Also... Wouldn't it of made sense to have Pokemon Z tie in with the Z crystals?

I don' want either personally. Three Alolan games in a row is way too much, and jumping back a generation seems way too random to me. Something I would like to see is a new story in an old region, though. Kinda like BW2. Imagine, instead of Sinnoh Remakes, a whole new game based in Sinnoh... With 70 new ice types...

 

[Solid Snake]

Pretty sure USUM is "Pokemon Star/s".

Ah yeah. I guess that is the way of writing that off.

 

[Solid Snake]

I don' want either personally. Three Alolan games in a row is way too much, and jumping back a generation seems way too random to me. Something I would like to see is a new story in an old region, though. Kinda like BW2. Imagine, instead of Sinnoh Remakes, a whole new game based in Sinnoh... With 70 new ice types...

I wouldn't mind them doing a seasoned game or something. Like focus the story in 4 terrains or something. Have a core being fire, water, ice, and grass. Mix other typing in. Can do like a desert area, a grass valley/jungle area, a snow area, and a very heavily flooded oceanic area.