Kayfabe One on One with Luis Alvarado

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*The screen fades in and we see a restaurant front that has a sign which reads *Guillermo Italia* the camera goes into the Restaurant and we see Luis Alvarado having dinner with Vanessa York.*
Waiter: So what is it you will be having this evening?
Luis Alvarado: I will have the Brus-chetta chicken with a bottle of your fanciest wine.
Waiter: And what will you be having Madam?
Vanessa York: I'll just have a glass of water thanks.
Waiter: You sure you don't want anything?
Luis Alvarado: You must eat something.
Vanessa York: I'm fine.
*The waiter takes the menus and heads to the kitchen*
Luis Alvarado: Qué pasa?
Vanessa York: You wanted a one on one interview.
Luis Alvarado: And is this not an interview?
Vanessa York: This is more of a date Luis.
Luis Alvarado: And. . . .?
Vanessa York: You can't just trick people like that to get what you want.
Luis Alvarado: Ok well, start asking me some questions Miss York.
*Vanessa starts getting a bit frustrated*
Vanessa York: Know what. . .fine.
*Vanessa York goes in to her purse and pulls out some notes*
Luis Alvarado: You came prepared.
Vanessa York: This was supposed to be an interview right?
Luis Alvarado: Was? It sill is.
Vanessa York: Anyway, How do you feel about your upcoming match with the Amazing H?
Luis Alvarado: How do I feel about him? Well He-
*Luis gets interrupted by The Waiter*
Waiter: One Bruschetta Chicken for you, one glass of water for you. And here's that wine you ordered.
Luis Alvarado: Gracias.
Vanessa York: Thanks.
Waiter: Anything else?
Luis Alvarado: That'll be all.
*The Waiter leaves*
Luis Alvarado: Like I was saying uh, what were we talking about?
Vanessa York: Your match?
Luis Alvarado: That's right the Amazing H, meh.
*Luis takes a bite of his food*
Vanessa York: That's it?
Luis Alvarado: Yup.
Vanessa York: Nothing else?
*Luis wipes his mouth with a napkin*
Luis Alvarado: If I say anything about him I'll just be retreading what everyone else has been saying. That guy has been around the block more than a few times; He's heard it all already.
*Luis takes a sip of wine makes a disgusted face and sets it aside*
Luis Alvarado: I could compare him to this disgusting wine but that's too easy and a bit mean to the wine
Vanessa York: Ok, so what's your plan for the match.
Luis Alvarado: Look at you always professional.
Vanessa York: It's my job.
Luis Alvarado: Anyway my plan is to win.
Vanessa York: Anything more to the plan?
Luis Alvarado: No.
Vanessa York: Anything else you want to say?
Luis Alvarado: Actually I want to here about you
Vanessa York: Me?
*Vanessa says with a surprised look on her face*
Luis Alvarado: Si, every time we meet we're always talking about me, let's change it up and talk about you ?
Vanessa York: Sure, sounds fun
Luis Alvarado: Has anybody interviewed you before?
Vanessa York: Of course, for jobs and such.
Luis Alvarado: I mean you as a person, like what you want to do and how you're going to do it? Kinda like how you do me?
Vanessa York: Well, not really.
Luis Alvarado: Well let me ask you another question.
Vanessa York: Shoot.
Luis Alvarado: Why did you become an interviewer?
Vanessa York: I like knowing more about people and it's interesting what some people say.
Luis Alvarado: But why wrestling?
Vanessa York: It's full of colorful characters, you can see things here you can't see anywhere else.
Luis Alvarado: Like?
Vanessa York: Well, people like you, Des, H,-
Luis Alvarado: What's special about me?
Vanessa York: That way you carry yourself, you're so full of confidence and gusto. You always think everything you say is right, whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.
Luis Alvarado: I am pretty interesting.
*The Waiter puts the bill on the table*
Luis Alvarado: Anything else?
*Luis Puts a hundred in the bill booklet and stands up and gets ready to leave*
Vanessa York: Not really.
*Vanessa stands up and gets ready to leave*
Luis Alvarado: Do you want to learn any new info on me *Wink*.
Vanessa York: Hold on, Tiger. I got to turn this in to my boss;It has to get on the website some how. Remember, this was an interview not a date.
*Vanessa York leaves the Restaurant and heads to her car*
Luis Alvarado: Mierda
*The Waiter leans in*
Waiter: I guess she didn't want any dessert, huh?
Luis Alvarado: Yup, I'm eating ice cream alone tonight.
*Luis grabs his coat and leaves the Restaurant*
 
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