OMB's Joke Of The Day

[Daddy Dom]

Because the world can use a little bit more lighthearted fun in it.

Start off

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper water would make them sneeze.

 

[Cwalker]

 

[Daddy Dom]

You know you never wanna have pet ducks right?

They are all Quacks

 

[Hidden Blaze]

And I thought my jokes were bad.

 

[Daddy Dom]

How can you tell difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

One you see later one you see after awhile

 

[Daddy Dom]

What do you call cheese that isnt yours?

Not Your cheese (say it fast)
Nacho cheese

 

[Daddy Dom]

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."

 

[Daddy Dom]

What did the ocean say to the beach?" "Nothing, it just waved."

 

[Daddy Dom]

Why Did The Strawberry when she went to the store?

Her Parents Were In A Jam.

 

[Daddy Dom]

I got a music joke but when I tell it falls flat.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

 

[Chris]

You're just mad bc they're better than your jokes

 

[Hidden Blaze]

You're just mad bc they're better than your jokes

Man probably getting his shit off google. I come up with all my own horrible jokes.

 

[Daddy Dom]

No i tell bathroom jokes but they are crappy