NCW: The Only E-Fed!

[The Leviathan]

OOC: lol.. sorry I haven't read some past posts...

Chris Masters: Oh yeah! You know that after what Bald Angle did to us last time is the last time. Our eyes are more alert now, we see who will attack us on our backs and we are definitley sure that it will not happen again!

 

[hbkfan!]

Heres my PPV list for the Year of 2008:

January: No Mercy --January 27th--
February: Cyber Sunday --February 17th--
March: KOTR --March 9th--
March: Lockdown --March 30th--
April: Armageddon --April 20th--
May: Royal Rumble --May 11th--
June: No Way Out --June 1st--
June: WrestleMania: --June 22nd--
July: The Great World Bash: --July 13th--
August: SummerSlam --August 3rd--
August: Blood For Glory --August 24th--
Sept: Killer Pain --September 14th--
Nov: Unforgiven --November 2nd--
Nov: Survivor Series[/COLOR] --November 23rd--
Dec: Christmas Prank --December 14th--

Cool pay per views.

 

[Weebo]

Kurt Angle: "Tomorrow night I face the NCW Champion Randy Orton. Orton, i will dominate you, I will make you want to quite, but i won't let you. And when the one thing I won't do is brake your ankle though. Why you ask? Well I don't want to see that fucking steroid taking Batista win the title this Sunday at No Mercy. Oh I will fuck you up this week Orton, but I will not injure you so that Batista will have to fight you, and I promise that he will never win the NCW title. It's true? OH IT'S DAMN TRUE!"

 

[Evil Austin]

Undertaker: Hogan, Tommorow night you will Rest In Peace.

 

[wwerko619]

Edge: Kurt, your a nobody! im going to kill Chris Jericho at No Mercy, and end his career. After that, im going for the NCW Championship, so Orton, be ready, cause the Rated R Supertar is going to dominate NCW!

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

tomko: i am going to win the KOTR. so then i will be able to go for that NCW championship whenevr i damn well feel like it

 

[Weebo]

[Angle hears what Edge said about him walks up to him and get sin his face.]

Kurt Angle: "I'm a nobody? Well have you ever won an Olympic gold medal? NO! have you been a nine time World Champion? NO! Compared to me you are a pussy and can hang with my stuff."

[Kurt then grabs Edge and pushes him against a locker.]

Kurt Angle: "Edge, you better watch who you talk about. I am liable to do anything."

[Angle lets go of Edge and starts to walk off. Angle hears Edge run at him and side steps Edge. Angle send Edge head first into a set of lockers on the other side of the room. Angle then gets on Edge and start punching Edge in the head over and over again.]

Kurt Angle: "I told you to watch who you mess with!"

[Angle then walks out of the room with Edge lying on the concrete busted open.]

 

[wwerko619]

Edge gets back up and grabs a cloth

Edge: What a freak, it dint even hurt me....and that man probaly has a pussy.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

tomko: dont worry edge its all angle can do: cheap shots

 

[Weebo]

[Kurts cell phone rings]

Kurt Angle: "Hello? Who is this? What? What did Edge say? Oh that's it!"

[Angle turns around and walks back into the locker room.]

Kurt Angle: "Edge I just heard what you said. Does this look like a pussy to you?"

[Angle then drops his pants and whips out his dick. Edge and Tomko's eyes open wide and their jaws drops to the floor.]

Kurt Angle: "Fuck, that is a dick, not a pussy. That's true!"

[Angle pulls his pants back up and walks out of the room.]

 

[wwerko619]

Edge: One thing to say, he is obviously not a real man, cause he has a 1 inch dick!

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

tomko: yeah, when i saw how small it is my jaw dropped

 

[Weebo]

Kurt Angle: "Well it only looked small cause i haven't trimmed my pubes in a while."

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

tomko: man it was one inch. those pubes may be a side-effect from some stuff youve been taking kurt

 

[The Leviathan]

Chris Masters: Tommorrow! I am going to face Jack Evans, but wait, where is Jack Evans? Looks like he's too coward to face me as he is starting to hide right know! We've never heard a word from him since I chose him as my opponent!