my new favorite website

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

www.textsfromlastnight.com

For those of you unitiated it's alot like bash.org where people post messages. While bash is geared towards IRC and messenger this is text messages obviously but same concept. Some hillarious shit on there.

 

[seX-Power]

(540): my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
(703): just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit

rofl

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

(438): I wanted to poop on her tits, really bad man.

LOL, wtf?

 

[John]

It's a FML Rip-Off!

 

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

(765): I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.

Awesome. And I know that area code is in central Indiana.

 

[Infernalblaze]

It's a FML Rip-Off!

true but they are still fun to read lol

 

[Wordlife]

^agreed

 

[J]

"Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven."

Lmao, that's awesome.

 

[noumenon]

^ !!!!!!!!!!!!! HAH