MNM July 5th 2010 The Mongolian Warriors vs. The Hardcore Revolution
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IWF.com presents: The Turkey Shoot.
[The scene opens showing Jason and Jeff sitting on some steel chairs]
Jason: Hello I’m Jason Fisher and I counted to infinity, twice.
Jeff: And I’m the Extreme Enigma Jeff Jackson!
Jason: Can you count to infinity Jeff?
Jeff: Well....uh...no but...
Jason: I can.
Jason: In news today we learned that General Manager Vino Moltisunti...
Jeff: It’s Moltisanti.
Jason: Right, General Manager Vino Moltisanti was spotted at a Jenny Craig clinic being escorted off the premises for making a mess of the kitchen, we cross to our Turkey Shoot correspondent Jehovah C. Clark who has the details.
[The camera cuts to what is obviously a cardboard set showing a Jenny Craig clinic]
Jeff: Jehovah, what are the details?
Jehovah: Well earlier today Vino Moltisanti was carried out of the building by four forklifts when he destroyed the kitchen while looking for pizza.
Jason: Why four forklifts? Is it because he is as heavy as a blue whale and ten times as ugly as one?
Jehovah: Well Jason, initially twenty angry bikers were called in to carry him out but due to several spinal injuries they brought in forklifts.
[The camera cuts back to Jason and Jeff]
Jeff: Thanks Jehovah.
Jason: Hey Jeff, guess who’s talking about Young Mannie’s win at Fallout.
Jeff: Who?
Jason: Nobody! BUUUUUUURN!
Jeff: Careful, he might think you want him to light another joint.
Jason: Next we are joined by “The Chief” Nick Dannon, hi Nick have you got yourself a gun?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jeff: What do you say to people who say you are massive dickhead?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jason: What about allegations that that you are actually a woman?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jeff: Any final comments?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jason: Well thank you Nick, that was Nick Dannon, nephew of General...
Jeff: Is it nephew or man slave?
Jason: I think it’s both, that was Nick Dannon, nephew and man slave of GM Vino Moltisanti.
Jeff: Now let’s take a look at the “Work Visa” clock of Mongolian Warriors Kiko and Sheiko
[The camera cuts and shows a timer with four weeks two days seventeen hours and twelve minutes]
Jason: Well let me be the first to say, I hope they never come back.
Jeff: Well that’s all the time we have this week because in life, there are Turkeys, and there is us.
[A quick slideshow shows Vino, Nick, Young Mannie and The Mongolian Warriors with “TURKEY” in beg red letters]
Jason: I’m Jason Fisher.
Jeff: And I’m Jeff Jackson
[Jeff and Jason make loud turkey like noises and the scene fades out]
[The scene opens showing Jason and Jeff sitting on some steel chairs]
Jason: Hello I’m Jason Fisher and I counted to infinity, twice.
Jeff: And I’m the Extreme Enigma Jeff Jackson!
Jason: Can you count to infinity Jeff?
Jeff: Well....uh...no but...
Jason: I can.
Jason: In news today we learned that General Manager Vino Moltisunti...
Jeff: It’s Moltisanti.
Jason: Right, General Manager Vino Moltisanti was spotted at a Jenny Craig clinic being escorted off the premises for making a mess of the kitchen, we cross to our Turkey Shoot correspondent Jehovah C. Clark who has the details.
[The camera cuts to what is obviously a cardboard set showing a Jenny Craig clinic]
Jeff: Jehovah, what are the details?
Jehovah: Well earlier today Vino Moltisanti was carried out of the building by four forklifts when he destroyed the kitchen while looking for pizza.
Jason: Why four forklifts? Is it because he is as heavy as a blue whale and ten times as ugly as one?
Jehovah: Well Jason, initially twenty angry bikers were called in to carry him out but due to several spinal injuries they brought in forklifts.
[The camera cuts back to Jason and Jeff]
Jeff: Thanks Jehovah.
Jason: Hey Jeff, guess who’s talking about Young Mannie’s win at Fallout.
Jeff: Who?
Jason: Nobody! BUUUUUUURN!
Jeff: Careful, he might think you want him to light another joint.
Jason: Next we are joined by “The Chief” Nick Dannon, hi Nick have you got yourself a gun?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jeff: What do you say to people who say you are massive dickhead?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jason: What about allegations that that you are actually a woman?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jeff: Any final comments?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jason: Well thank you Nick, that was Nick Dannon, nephew of General...
Jeff: Is it nephew or man slave?
Jason: I think it’s both, that was Nick Dannon, nephew and man slave of GM Vino Moltisanti.
Jeff: Now let’s take a look at the “Work Visa” clock of Mongolian Warriors Kiko and Sheiko
[The camera cuts and shows a timer with four weeks two days seventeen hours and twelve minutes]
Jason: Well let me be the first to say, I hope they never come back.
Jeff: Well that’s all the time we have this week because in life, there are Turkeys, and there is us.
[A quick slideshow shows Vino, Nick, Young Mannie and The Mongolian Warriors with “TURKEY” in beg red letters]
Jason: I’m Jason Fisher.
Jeff: And I’m Jeff Jackson
[Jeff and Jason make loud turkey like noises and the scene fades out]
IWF.com presents: The Turkey Shoot.
[The scene opens showing Jason and Jeff sitting on some steel chairs]
Jason: Hello I’m Jason Fisher and I counted to infinity, twice.
Jeff: And I’m the Extreme Enigma Jeff Jackson!
Jason: Can you count to infinity Jeff?
Jeff: Well....uh...no but...
Jason: I can.
Jason: In news today we learned that General Manager Vino Moltisunti...
Jeff: It’s Moltisanti.
Jason: Right, General Manager Vino Moltisanti was spotted at a Jenny Craig clinic being escorted off the premises for making a mess of the kitchen, we cross to our Turkey Shoot correspondent Jehovah C. Clark who has the details.
[The camera cuts to what is obviously a cardboard set showing a Jenny Craig clinic]
Jeff: Jehovah, what are the details?
Jehovah: Well earlier today Vino Moltisanti was carried out of the building by four forklifts when he destroyed the kitchen while looking for pizza.
Jason: Why four forklifts? Is it because he is as heavy as a blue whale and ten times as ugly as one?
Jehovah: Well Jason, initially twenty angry bikers were called in to carry him out but due to several spinal injuries they brought in forklifts.
[The camera cuts back to Jason and Jeff]
Jeff: Thanks Jehovah.
Jason: Hey Jeff, guess who’s talking about Young Mannie’s win at Fallout.
Jeff: Who?
Jason: Nobody! BUUUUUUURN!
Jeff: Careful, he might think you want him to light another joint.
Jason: Next we are joined by “The Chief” Nick Dannon, hi Nick have you got yourself a gun?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jeff: What do you say to people who say you are massive dickhead?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jason: What about allegations that that you are actually a woman?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jeff: Any final comments?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jason: Well thank you Nick, that was Nick Dannon, nephew of General...
Jeff: Is it nephew or man slave?
Jason: I think it’s both, that was Nick Dannon, nephew and man slave of GM Vino Moltisanti.
Jeff: Now let’s take a look at the “Work Visa” clock of Mongolian Warriors Kiko and Sheiko
[The camera cuts and shows a timer with four weeks two days seventeen hours and twelve minutes]
Jason: Well let me be the first to say, I hope they never come back.
Jeff: Well that’s all the time we have this week because in life, there are Turkeys, and there is us.
[A quick slideshow shows Vino, Nick, Young Mannie and The Mongolian Warriors with “TURKEY” in beg red letters]
Jason: I’m Jason Fisher.
Jeff: And I’m Jeff Jackson
[Jeff and Jason make loud turkey like noises and the scene fades out]
[The scene opens showing Jason and Jeff sitting on some steel chairs]
Jason: Hello I’m Jason Fisher and I counted to infinity, twice.
Jeff: And I’m the Extreme Enigma Jeff Jackson!
Jason: Can you count to infinity Jeff?
Jeff: Well....uh...no but...
Jason: I can.
Jason: In news today we learned that General Manager Vino Moltisunti...
Jeff: It’s Moltisanti.
Jason: Right, General Manager Vino Moltisanti was spotted at a Jenny Craig clinic being escorted off the premises for making a mess of the kitchen, we cross to our Turkey Shoot correspondent Jehovah C. Clark who has the details.
[The camera cuts to what is obviously a cardboard set showing a Jenny Craig clinic]
Jeff: Jehovah, what are the details?
Jehovah: Well earlier today Vino Moltisanti was carried out of the building by four forklifts when he destroyed the kitchen while looking for pizza.
Jason: Why four forklifts? Is it because he is as heavy as a blue whale and ten times as ugly as one?
Jehovah: Well Jason, initially twenty angry bikers were called in to carry him out but due to several spinal injuries they brought in forklifts.
[The camera cuts back to Jason and Jeff]
Jeff: Thanks Jehovah.
Jason: Hey Jeff, guess who’s talking about Young Mannie’s win at Fallout.
Jeff: Who?
Jason: Nobody! BUUUUUUURN!
Jeff: Careful, he might think you want him to light another joint.
Jason: Next we are joined by “The Chief” Nick Dannon, hi Nick have you got yourself a gun?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jeff: What do you say to people who say you are massive dickhead?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jason: What about allegations that that you are actually a woman?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jeff: Any final comments?
Nick: Don’t be that guy.
Jason: Well thank you Nick, that was Nick Dannon, nephew of General...
Jeff: Is it nephew or man slave?
Jason: I think it’s both, that was Nick Dannon, nephew and man slave of GM Vino Moltisanti.
Jeff: Now let’s take a look at the “Work Visa” clock of Mongolian Warriors Kiko and Sheiko
[The camera cuts and shows a timer with four weeks two days seventeen hours and twelve minutes]
Jason: Well let me be the first to say, I hope they never come back.
Jeff: Well that’s all the time we have this week because in life, there are Turkeys, and there is us.
[A quick slideshow shows Vino, Nick, Young Mannie and The Mongolian Warriors with “TURKEY” in beg red letters]
Jason: I’m Jason Fisher.
Jeff: And I’m Jeff Jackson
[Jeff and Jason make loud turkey like noises and the scene fades out]
OOC: It's kind of shit because I didn't hav much time
*Nick Dannon, Rikichet and Kiko are being interviewed by Carl Long, IWF correspondent. The trio, dressed in black armani suits and Ray Bams' shades look careless and have a certain energy of "whatever is whatever". Carl Long caught up to them coming out of Vino Moltisanti's office just moments before. Nick, as always, seems to be in a rushed mood however.*
CL: Now fellas.
Nick: Don't call us fellas.
CL: Ok my bad. Anyways guys, The Moltisanti Coalition seem to be taking IWF by storm here. What to you all have to say about that?
Nick: What's there to say? We say what we do and we do what we say. We are unstoppable. I finally got rid of my splinter, Mat Jones. Nice and smooth, I defeated him and no matter what anyone says, I didn't need The Mongolian Warriors to distract him. Look at Logan Matthews. The guy won the Xtreme Championship at Fallout and he won the Intercontinenta title the next Mayhem after. We are the dominating force in the IWF and we don't look to be slowing down any sooner. The Mongolian Warriors are about to make their official debut where they will face two stepping stones that have also became thorns in our sides. Hardcore Revolution.
CL: Now speaking of Hardcore Revolution, we understand that it was the three of you and Logan Matthews that attack Jason Fisher outside of his...
Rikichet: Now are you paid to ask questions you already know the answers to, or are you really as dumb as you look? That Fisher got what he deserved. We don't use guns like his weird boyfriend Mark Weston. We carry our own sliencers. Now once we defeat him for real this week on Monday Night Mayhem, then we can move on to the golden prize. Logan Matthews can't have all the fun.
CL: Now I also understand that mysteriously, Vino made this match a number 1contenders match for Heatwave, the winners facing the Red Sheild Mafia for the tag team titles.
Kiko: Yes....yes....yes.......Haha we laughed when Hardcore Revolution felt that their chances increased once the announcement was made. They really believe in their hearts that they can defeat us. IN actuality, they won't be able to. Let me remind you Long, that this is the first ever IWF match for The Mongolian Warriors. No one here besides Nick knows how we get down. They don't how brutal we can be or how devastating we can be to our foes. The fact that I don't like them, makes it worse for them.
Rikichet: Not to mention, Kiko's been in a terrible mood these past few days...
Kiko: Not even. We refuse to lay down and let two inferiors come to our stomping grounds and try to succeed off of mediocrity. This week we silence Hardcore Revolution once and for all and move on to the tag team champioships. Don't worry, we won't kill 'em
Rikichet: Well at least we'll try not to.
Nick: Now if you excuse us, we have a meeting to go to.
*The three shove Carl Long out the way and proceed back into Vino's office. The scene fades to black.*
*Nick Dannon, Rikichet and Kiko are being interviewed by Carl Long, IWF correspondent. The trio, dressed in black armani suits and Ray Bams' shades look careless and have a certain energy of "whatever is whatever". Carl Long caught up to them coming out of Vino Moltisanti's office just moments before. Nick, as always, seems to be in a rushed mood however.*
CL: Now fellas.
Nick: Don't call us fellas.
CL: Ok my bad. Anyways guys, The Moltisanti Coalition seem to be taking IWF by storm here. What to you all have to say about that?
Nick: What's there to say? We say what we do and we do what we say. We are unstoppable. I finally got rid of my splinter, Mat Jones. Nice and smooth, I defeated him and no matter what anyone says, I didn't need The Mongolian Warriors to distract him. Look at Logan Matthews. The guy won the Xtreme Championship at Fallout and he won the Intercontinenta title the next Mayhem after. We are the dominating force in the IWF and we don't look to be slowing down any sooner. The Mongolian Warriors are about to make their official debut where they will face two stepping stones that have also became thorns in our sides. Hardcore Revolution.
CL: Now speaking of Hardcore Revolution, we understand that it was the three of you and Logan Matthews that attack Jason Fisher outside of his...
Rikichet: Now are you paid to ask questions you already know the answers to, or are you really as dumb as you look? That Fisher got what he deserved. We don't use guns like his weird boyfriend Mark Weston. We carry our own sliencers. Now once we defeat him for real this week on Monday Night Mayhem, then we can move on to the golden prize. Logan Matthews can't have all the fun.
CL: Now I also understand that mysteriously, Vino made this match a number 1contenders match for Heatwave, the winners facing the Red Sheild Mafia for the tag team titles.
Kiko: Yes....yes....yes.......Haha we laughed when Hardcore Revolution felt that their chances increased once the announcement was made. They really believe in their hearts that they can defeat us. IN actuality, they won't be able to. Let me remind you Long, that this is the first ever IWF match for The Mongolian Warriors. No one here besides Nick knows how we get down. They don't how brutal we can be or how devastating we can be to our foes. The fact that I don't like them, makes it worse for them.
Rikichet: Not to mention, Kiko's been in a terrible mood these past few days...
Kiko: Not even. We refuse to lay down and let two inferiors come to our stomping grounds and try to succeed off of mediocrity. This week we silence Hardcore Revolution once and for all and move on to the tag team champioships. Don't worry, we won't kill 'em
Rikichet: Well at least we'll try not to.
Nick: Now if you excuse us, we have a meeting to go to.
*The three shove Carl Long out the way and proceed back into Vino's office. The scene fades to black.*
OOC: It's kind of shit because I didn't hav much time
*Nick Dannon, Rikichet and Kiko are being interviewed by Carl Long, IWF correspondent. The trio, dressed in black armani suits and Ray Bams' shades look careless and have a certain energy of "whatever is whatever". Carl Long caught up to them coming out of Vino Moltisanti's office just moments before. Nick, as always, seems to be in a rushed mood however.*
CL: Now fellas.
Nick: Don't call us fellas.
CL: Ok my bad. Anyways guys, The Moltisanti Coalition seem to be taking IWF by storm here. What to you all have to say about that?
Nick: What's there to say? We say what we do and we do what we say. We are unstoppable. I finally got rid of my splinter, Mat Jones. Nice and smooth, I defeated him and no matter what anyone says, I didn't need The Mongolian Warriors to distract him. Look at Logan Matthews. The guy won the Xtreme Championship at Fallout and he won the Intercontinenta title the next Mayhem after. We are the dominating force in the IWF and we don't look to be slowing down any sooner. The Mongolian Warriors are about to make their official debut where they will face two stepping stones that have also became thorns in our sides. Hardcore Revolution.
CL: Now speaking of Hardcore Revolution, we understand that it was the three of you and Logan Matthews that attack Jason Fisher outside of his...
Rikichet: Now are you paid to ask questions you already know the answers to, or are you really as dumb as you look? That Fisher got what he deserved. We don't use guns like his weird boyfriend Mark Weston. We carry our own sliencers. Now once we defeat him for real this week on Monday Night Mayhem, then we can move on to the golden prize. Logan Matthews can't have all the fun.
CL: Now I also understand that mysteriously, Vino made this match a number 1contenders match for Heatwave, the winners facing the Red Sheild Mafia for the tag team titles.
Kiko: Yes....yes....yes.......Haha we laughed when Hardcore Revolution felt that their chances increased once the announcement was made. They really believe in their hearts that they can defeat us. IN actuality, they won't be able to. Let me remind you Long, that this is the first ever IWF match for The Mongolian Warriors. No one here besides Nick knows how we get down. They don't how brutal we can be or how devastating we can be to our foes. The fact that I don't like them, makes it worse for them.
Rikichet: Not to mention, Kiko's been in a terrible mood these past few days...
Kiko: Not even. We refuse to lay down and let two inferiors come to our stomping grounds and try to succeed off of mediocrity. This week we silence Hardcore Revolution once and for all and move on to the tag team champioships. Don't worry, we won't kill 'em
Rikichet: Well at least we'll try not to.
Nick: Now if you excuse us, we have a meeting to go to.
*The three shove Carl Long out the way and proceed back into Vino's office. The scene fades to black.*
*Nick Dannon, Rikichet and Kiko are being interviewed by Carl Long, IWF correspondent. The trio, dressed in black armani suits and Ray Bams' shades look careless and have a certain energy of "whatever is whatever". Carl Long caught up to them coming out of Vino Moltisanti's office just moments before. Nick, as always, seems to be in a rushed mood however.*
CL: Now fellas.
Nick: Don't call us fellas.
CL: Ok my bad. Anyways guys, The Moltisanti Coalition seem to be taking IWF by storm here. What to you all have to say about that?
Nick: What's there to say? We say what we do and we do what we say. We are unstoppable. I finally got rid of my splinter, Mat Jones. Nice and smooth, I defeated him and no matter what anyone says, I didn't need The Mongolian Warriors to distract him. Look at Logan Matthews. The guy won the Xtreme Championship at Fallout and he won the Intercontinenta title the next Mayhem after. We are the dominating force in the IWF and we don't look to be slowing down any sooner. The Mongolian Warriors are about to make their official debut where they will face two stepping stones that have also became thorns in our sides. Hardcore Revolution.
CL: Now speaking of Hardcore Revolution, we understand that it was the three of you and Logan Matthews that attack Jason Fisher outside of his...
Rikichet: Now are you paid to ask questions you already know the answers to, or are you really as dumb as you look? That Fisher got what he deserved. We don't use guns like his weird boyfriend Mark Weston. We carry our own sliencers. Now once we defeat him for real this week on Monday Night Mayhem, then we can move on to the golden prize. Logan Matthews can't have all the fun.
CL: Now I also understand that mysteriously, Vino made this match a number 1contenders match for Heatwave, the winners facing the Red Sheild Mafia for the tag team titles.
Kiko: Yes....yes....yes.......Haha we laughed when Hardcore Revolution felt that their chances increased once the announcement was made. They really believe in their hearts that they can defeat us. IN actuality, they won't be able to. Let me remind you Long, that this is the first ever IWF match for The Mongolian Warriors. No one here besides Nick knows how we get down. They don't how brutal we can be or how devastating we can be to our foes. The fact that I don't like them, makes it worse for them.
Rikichet: Not to mention, Kiko's been in a terrible mood these past few days...
Kiko: Not even. We refuse to lay down and let two inferiors come to our stomping grounds and try to succeed off of mediocrity. This week we silence Hardcore Revolution once and for all and move on to the tag team champioships. Don't worry, we won't kill 'em
Rikichet: Well at least we'll try not to.
Nick: Now if you excuse us, we have a meeting to go to.
*The three shove Carl Long out the way and proceed back into Vino's office. The scene fades to black.*
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