Meet the duo

[Trip in the Head]

do any of you want to fuck me?

Right in the pussy

 

[seabs]

Hey that forms a sentence.
Would anyone wanna fuck me? You old romantic, probably not right in the pussy.

 

[Tgmiveld]

Except for a restraining order.

I would restrain myself

all over your boatface lad

 

[seabs]

I would restrain myself

all over your boatface lad

What does this even mean?

 

[Tgmiveld]

What does this even mean?

you lads need to get out down the boozer more

it means I would piss on your laughing gear, or face

 

[seabs]

you lads need to get out down the boozer more

it means I would piss on your laughing gear, or face

You'd piss on someone yet I'm the one who needs to get out more? Don't make me slap you again.

 

[Tgmiveld]

Don't make me slap you again.

Again?

 

[seabs]

Again?

I did hit you hard didn't I?

 

[Tgmiveld]

I did hit you hard didn't I?

fantasy again lad

i think you take your cosplay a bit too seriously. dressing up as a gladator, does not make you a hardnut

 

[seabs]

fantasy again lad

i think you take your cosplay a bit too seriously. dressing up as a gladator, does not make you a hardnut

I distinctly remember you dropping quicker than a porn star with a mortgage.

 

[Tgmiveld]

I distinctly remember you dropping quicker than a porn star with a mortgage.

work on your material lad

now how about a kiss, i suspect it will be your 1st

 

[seabs]

work on your material lad

now how about a kiss, i suspect it will be your 1st

Look we ain't kissing just because I made you my wife prison style, now get in the kitchen and cook me a steak. If it's anything above rare we're on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

 

[Tgmiveld]

who is that pretty boy in your profile pic lad?

some fantasy boyfrined

 

[seabs]

Nick Diaz, why you'd try and change the subject? Where's my steak hunny?

 

[Trip in the Head]

OMG LMAO :awyeah: Seabs just 'which hand do you wipe with?' 'd you man :win:

Fucking great, I'm dying here