Mat Awesome and Sharpshooter 221 present: Impact Wrestling Forum.

[Sharpshooter 221]

Am I still a champion?

yes.

See, you have a big feud now. Don't disappoint us.

feuds and storylines are already happening or planned to start.

Gotta say Knox Beard going on a huge power trip heel turn would be pretty epicness with Lady Hotrod stepping up to be the savior of IWF, only for me to lay the banhammer down and send her packing for 2 weeks, only for her to make her glorious return and fight me on PPV for the big pay off match.

See guys, I just booked you next 3 weeks worth of shows for you, thank me later.

never.

 

[MizMasta3000]

WHENS THE GODDAMN SHOW!

 

[Quintastic One]

*proceeds to post once every 10 minutes bugging Sharpshooter as to when the show is going up, only to then post every 10 minutes after the fact asking when the new card is going to be up*

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

im working on it right now, Mat is offline so unless you guys want me to write all the matches you will have to wait.

that being said heres a little snippet: Bonez walks JoMo out of the corner and whips him into the ropes and floors JoMo with a big boot. Cover: one.....two.....thr...Kickout!


Noumenon: JoMo not giving up yet!


Bonez stands and gets in Knoxys face and starts yelling at him: “Cmon dawg! That was three!” “That was two!” “EAT A DICK smurf! Im tired o’ yo shit!” “Tell it to the parole board”.

 

[He who knows more than Nation]

And if I'm an egotistical fuck, it's only because you pulled me away from a multi million dollar fight with Lennox Lewis by telling me that I was too big a star for him. I didn't get to feed my kids that month, but damnit if you weren't right on the money. That kid was a chump. Right Don?

The financial remunerationess was too far insulting for my prize fighta to take. And the level of the insultitude we took when they started flappin their yaps about yo beard being so matted that it would cut their fighta was too nonsenseless for us to take dat fight. You are too tremendic and enigmous fo dat. We got someting bettah for you here at the IWF. Now go out there and BANHAMMER these fucks so I can cash in on you.

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

show will be done in a few hours.

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

Ok, dipshits listen up: after this show Mat wont be able to help me write the show, so im asking you guys.

if you are interested shoot me a PM and ill decide before i post the card.

If you are on this list you are not allowed to ask:

McFly (i refuse to memorize your particular string of numbers)

The408Kid

MizMasta3000 (you have a hard enough time posting MNM on time )

-TJ- (^^^)

RC Styles.

Dstebbins
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more to come im sure.

 

[-TJ-]

Said the jobber who we basically built up into some contender...

You should be bowing down to me.

 

[Quintastic One]

I'll help you write this BTB if you fire at least half of this roster that's no longer active and actually add in the guys who are active and participating who are missing.

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

Knox, you got a deal.

PM me with who you want cut and who you want added and ill start firing people.

 

[JurassicBonez]

There goes my title reign....

 

[21403]

I don't read this stuff, so you can start with me by firing me.

 

[MizMasta3000]

Said the jobber who we basically built up into some contender...

You should be bowing down to me.

 

[Sharpshooter 221]

I don't read this stuff, so you can start with me by firing me.

you are active, so you are on the roster.

Cry me a river.

 

[Mat Awesome]

I second this^