The Reagmaster is seen backstage in a black and red hoodie so he looks real cool as he holds the microphone in his hand, looking at the cameraman, with anger. Oh and there's someone familiar by him and you will probably know who it is by the title
Reagmaster: Are you ready? I don't care about your answer because I'm ready. So roll already! What's taking so long?
Cameraman: Dude, we have been rolling for like 5 minutes. That's why I counted down from 3, 5 minutes ago but you haven't said anything since!
Reagmaster: Oh, I thought you were just reminding yourself which numbers go in which order because you are that dumb! Anyway Ladies and Gentleman, my name is not The Reagmaster because Ryan still hates Antarctican names and he said that if I said my name was The Reagmaster so my name for this episode is..Bob. Yea. Bob. Let's go with that, so today we have a special guest, kinda because we have the guy who holds money in the bank like most of us but he has a briefcase saying it so he must be important. Will Neildaughter! (Get it? Neilson, Neildaughter. HA! Laugh at my jokes!)
Will: Sup. *Will sits down in the chair opposite 'Bob'* Nice joke man, it's good to see someone else has got a bit of humour around here. You know about Robert Blake don't you? First ever unified champion, first ever superstar to have his own brand of mascara and much more I don't even know about. I face him on Sunday... and I'm gonna beat him, no question about it. I know I'm being very optimistic here.... but I know I can do it. I'll do whatever it takes to hold that Undisputed Championship. *Will puts his feet up on the nearby table, aswell as placing his briefcase on the table.* Guess I've just covered about 1/2 of your questions already.... If not... fire ahead, ask me anything.
Bob: Finally, someone gets my humour! Damn, not a single person who I have interviewed recently have appreciated the raw performance and cleverness of my jokes but finally someone does! In all seriousness though, your upcoming match with Robert. Now there are many people online and that who see you as a fool for picking now to cash in on Robert Blake at Hell in a Cell. Especially since you could have waited until 2K17(don't know what we call it in kayfabe) and now you have decided to have your one guaranteed shot at the world championship inside Hell in a Cell with a very dangerous Robert Blake. So please tell us why now? Why did you cash in at this particular ppv?
Will: I chose to cash in on this night.... because I've just come back from injury and I've got all of this momentum, Robert is a tough nut to crack, but if anyone can do it it's me. *Will lifts his legs off the table and goes back to a normal sitting position.* I'm full of surprises, he doesn't know who he's facing.
People think I'm a fool because of all the loses I've sustained in this company, being demolished by Buster Gates, bested by Alice Xander, trampled on by Bill Bronson... and much more. I don't care about loses, it just matters about the heart, and what your willing to give to this company. That special guest referee match was a joke, I tried my best to keep things under control, but it all fell apart.
Bob: Interesting stuff, definitely the fact that you know that Bill Bronson exists even though someone else doesn't. Joseph Diamond. But that's just a call back to the first episode, let's focus on episode 3 or episode 2. Because we had your best mate Rhys Gaze on the last show and he was saying how your rivalry with Stark and Park is never going to end. Do you agree with this? Or do you think that you have the closed that chapter of the "prestigious" book of your career?
Will: It will end, it will end at Hell in a Cell, once I finally prove myself to everyone that I'm the top dog in this company. Tony and Chris will want to stay as far away from me as they can, once they see me raising that title. I've beaten their asses before and I can easily do it again. Rhys was going on about how he's excited to make his return, and I'm excited asw... *phone buzzes and Will gets his phone out and it looks like he is scrolling through a text conversation, his eyes brighten up at a certain point. He looks back at 'Bob' and quickly puts his phone away.* Shit, there goes a Snorlax. Yeah, sorry bout that... Pokemon Go taking the piss.
Bob: Wait, there's a Snorlax here? Why did my phone not go off then? That's actually very strange. Anyway talking about Rhys, you said around a week ago that you wasn't sure about Rhys' injuries. Saying that you thought there is more to it than what meets the eye. Care to explain more about it?
Will: I don't think there is any explanation needed, I was with him the day the "injuries" happened. I was in my locker room ready to go out for my match, and then he says he needs to go somewhere quick and he'll be back in about 5 minutes, I say "Okay then" and he walks off. 10 minutes later he doesn't return, and I get suspicious. I had to go out for my match which is why I couldn't ask any questions to crew members, especially Ryan. Ain't it obvious? It was Robert Blake that injured him, and then persuaded his big brother to write a fake news story to cover up the fact that he attacked him. I know I'm throwing these accusations around, but all the evidence points to him. Pretty sure there were CCTV cameras on the scene, ask Billy he'll know. (Billy is the made up tech guy who monitors cameras)
Bob: I really do not ask Billy because he gives me the creeps. I don't know, it's just the way he sits in that chair, eating Prawn Cocktail flavour crisps. Like who eats prawn cocktail crisps? But Rhys did say himself in the interview that I had with him that Rhys was injured by the match with Victor Sololake so do you think that he was paid to say these things or something else?
Will: I guess... must have been threatened to be fired or something if he didn't keep his mouth shut.. I know it was Robert, there is no way he is suddenly injured from a match about a week ago. *'Bob' plays 'About a Week ago' on his phone, Will laughs and nearly knocks his briefcase off the table, but manages to catch it.* What was I expecting... ahaha.
Bob: Wow...you sound very confident that Haze was injured by Robert even though it doesn't really make sense to me but surprisingly, I am not a main show wrestler. Now for my next question. It comes from a viewer who wanted to remain Anonymous so I will allow them that. They ask what if you don't defeat Robert Blake at Hell In A Cell? What if you don't win the World Championship? What if you become like others from both Exodus and Precision? What if you fail?
Will: If I don't become world champion.... it's gonna be all over for me, I'll never get an opportunity like this again. Losing is not an option, I will beat Robert Blake... and I will show all of the critics and all of the doubters, that I am a big deal. *There is a knock at the interview door* You want me to answer the door?
Bob: Go ahead.
Will: Okay then... who would bloody knock on the door, everyone knows I'm being intervie... *Will opens the door to an unpleasant surprise*
Bob: Oh for fucks sake.
Reagmaster: Are you ready? I don't care about your answer because I'm ready. So roll already! What's taking so long?
Cameraman: Dude, we have been rolling for like 5 minutes. That's why I counted down from 3, 5 minutes ago but you haven't said anything since!
Reagmaster: Oh, I thought you were just reminding yourself which numbers go in which order because you are that dumb! Anyway Ladies and Gentleman, my name is not The Reagmaster because Ryan still hates Antarctican names and he said that if I said my name was The Reagmaster so my name for this episode is..Bob. Yea. Bob. Let's go with that, so today we have a special guest, kinda because we have the guy who holds money in the bank like most of us but he has a briefcase saying it so he must be important. Will Neildaughter! (Get it? Neilson, Neildaughter. HA! Laugh at my jokes!)
Will: Sup. *Will sits down in the chair opposite 'Bob'* Nice joke man, it's good to see someone else has got a bit of humour around here. You know about Robert Blake don't you? First ever unified champion, first ever superstar to have his own brand of mascara and much more I don't even know about. I face him on Sunday... and I'm gonna beat him, no question about it. I know I'm being very optimistic here.... but I know I can do it. I'll do whatever it takes to hold that Undisputed Championship. *Will puts his feet up on the nearby table, aswell as placing his briefcase on the table.* Guess I've just covered about 1/2 of your questions already.... If not... fire ahead, ask me anything.
Bob: Finally, someone gets my humour! Damn, not a single person who I have interviewed recently have appreciated the raw performance and cleverness of my jokes but finally someone does! In all seriousness though, your upcoming match with Robert. Now there are many people online and that who see you as a fool for picking now to cash in on Robert Blake at Hell in a Cell. Especially since you could have waited until 2K17(don't know what we call it in kayfabe) and now you have decided to have your one guaranteed shot at the world championship inside Hell in a Cell with a very dangerous Robert Blake. So please tell us why now? Why did you cash in at this particular ppv?
Will: I chose to cash in on this night.... because I've just come back from injury and I've got all of this momentum, Robert is a tough nut to crack, but if anyone can do it it's me. *Will lifts his legs off the table and goes back to a normal sitting position.* I'm full of surprises, he doesn't know who he's facing.
People think I'm a fool because of all the loses I've sustained in this company, being demolished by Buster Gates, bested by Alice Xander, trampled on by Bill Bronson... and much more. I don't care about loses, it just matters about the heart, and what your willing to give to this company. That special guest referee match was a joke, I tried my best to keep things under control, but it all fell apart.
Bob: Interesting stuff, definitely the fact that you know that Bill Bronson exists even though someone else doesn't. Joseph Diamond. But that's just a call back to the first episode, let's focus on episode 3 or episode 2. Because we had your best mate Rhys Gaze on the last show and he was saying how your rivalry with Stark and Park is never going to end. Do you agree with this? Or do you think that you have the closed that chapter of the "prestigious" book of your career?
Will: It will end, it will end at Hell in a Cell, once I finally prove myself to everyone that I'm the top dog in this company. Tony and Chris will want to stay as far away from me as they can, once they see me raising that title. I've beaten their asses before and I can easily do it again. Rhys was going on about how he's excited to make his return, and I'm excited asw... *phone buzzes and Will gets his phone out and it looks like he is scrolling through a text conversation, his eyes brighten up at a certain point. He looks back at 'Bob' and quickly puts his phone away.* Shit, there goes a Snorlax. Yeah, sorry bout that... Pokemon Go taking the piss.
Bob: Wait, there's a Snorlax here? Why did my phone not go off then? That's actually very strange. Anyway talking about Rhys, you said around a week ago that you wasn't sure about Rhys' injuries. Saying that you thought there is more to it than what meets the eye. Care to explain more about it?
Will: I don't think there is any explanation needed, I was with him the day the "injuries" happened. I was in my locker room ready to go out for my match, and then he says he needs to go somewhere quick and he'll be back in about 5 minutes, I say "Okay then" and he walks off. 10 minutes later he doesn't return, and I get suspicious. I had to go out for my match which is why I couldn't ask any questions to crew members, especially Ryan. Ain't it obvious? It was Robert Blake that injured him, and then persuaded his big brother to write a fake news story to cover up the fact that he attacked him. I know I'm throwing these accusations around, but all the evidence points to him. Pretty sure there were CCTV cameras on the scene, ask Billy he'll know. (Billy is the made up tech guy who monitors cameras)
Bob: I really do not ask Billy because he gives me the creeps. I don't know, it's just the way he sits in that chair, eating Prawn Cocktail flavour crisps. Like who eats prawn cocktail crisps? But Rhys did say himself in the interview that I had with him that Rhys was injured by the match with Victor Sololake so do you think that he was paid to say these things or something else?
Will: I guess... must have been threatened to be fired or something if he didn't keep his mouth shut.. I know it was Robert, there is no way he is suddenly injured from a match about a week ago. *'Bob' plays 'About a Week ago' on his phone, Will laughs and nearly knocks his briefcase off the table, but manages to catch it.* What was I expecting... ahaha.
Bob: Wow...you sound very confident that Haze was injured by Robert even though it doesn't really make sense to me but surprisingly, I am not a main show wrestler. Now for my next question. It comes from a viewer who wanted to remain Anonymous so I will allow them that. They ask what if you don't defeat Robert Blake at Hell In A Cell? What if you don't win the World Championship? What if you become like others from both Exodus and Precision? What if you fail?
Will: If I don't become world champion.... it's gonna be all over for me, I'll never get an opportunity like this again. Losing is not an option, I will beat Robert Blake... and I will show all of the critics and all of the doubters, that I am a big deal. *There is a knock at the interview door* You want me to answer the door?
Bob: Go ahead.
Will: Okay then... who would bloody knock on the door, everyone knows I'm being intervie... *Will opens the door to an unpleasant surprise*
Bob: Oh for fucks sake.