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[Heisenberg]

"You want a beer? What? You want a beer? What? You want a shot of Whiskey? What? Vodka? What? Anything? What?"

 

[Troy]

Pepsi?

 

[Heisenberg]

A pepsi and a pepsi plunge.

 

[Deuce]

Bitch imma pick the world up and imma drop it on your fucking head..... oh, I killed him.

 

[Andrew]

You did WHAT?!

 

[Heisenberg]

Damn man, you should be in prison.

 

[Deuce]

Not my fault, I didn't know the world was so heavy..

 

[Heisenberg]

Oh, that's reasonable.

 

[Derrick]

asdfds.

 

[Heisenberg]

:O

 

[Deuce]

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?

 

[Heisenberg]

Hello?

 

[Deuce]

Yeah, I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?

 

[Heisenberg]

No, popcorn.

I'd like to be stabbed too. If you don't mind, cos y'know, you're a killer and all?

 

[Deuce]

Sharp or dull knife? Oh and what do you want on your popcorn?