KSL Presents Survivor Series, 2 night event(season 5)
Live from the Mercedes SuperDome in New Orleans, Louisiana
Night 1:
Hardcore Title Match: Pentagon Jr.(Carter) v.s Eddie Kingston(OMB) v.s Apollo Crews(Ingonious) v.s B.A.G.(Juice)
Winner: Eddie Kingston after hittin’ a Urnage followed up a vicious lariat onto Pentagon.(18:32) ***1/4
After the match, Apollo Crews gets on the mic bein’ unable to secure the Hardcore Title one more time. He says he’s quittin’ wrestling for his true passion of taxidermy. The fans looked awfully confused but B.A.G. slides into the ring lookin’ a bit upset that he couldn’t win either but they ended up shakin’ hands and huggin’ with B.A.G. sayin’ good luck on this new career path.
Women's TItle Match: Britt Baker(Carter) v.s Carmella(EC)(c)
Winner: Britt Baker after hittin’ a second Baker Buster.(11:15) **¾
The Honky Tonk Man(LadyHotRod) v.s Brian Knobbs(Sky)
Winner: Brian Knobbs with a sloppy school boy roll up after HTM ended up missin’ a guitar shot to Knobbs.(12:33) **1/4
6-Man Title Nudist Match: The Dungeon of Deezy v.s The Green Light Elite & WIlliam Regal(Juice & Mitch)(c)
Winner: The Green Light Elite & William Regal after the members of Dungeon and Deezy start gettin’ frisky with each other admirin’ each other’s nude bodies(and Gonzalez just in dumbass body suit), Cody hits a Disaster Kick knockin’ Yeti into Gonzalez and they both fall out of the ring. Regal hits a Power of the Punch on Loch Ness as Rhodes makes the cover.(8:27) Travesty
Green Light Elite and Regal celebrate in the nude to this awful idea for a match.
IC Title Match: King Bookah(Raidokken) v.s Lince Dorado(Ingonious)(c)
Winner: Lince Dorado after Bookah misses an Axe Kick, he gets caught with a divin’ moonsault and it ends gettin’ a 3 count.(20:32) ***1/2
World Title Match:JBL(EC) v.s CM Punk(Smark)(c)
Winner: CM Punk after a second Pepsi Plunge puts away JBL.(22:51) ****-****1/4
War Games: The Un-Americans of William Regal, Lance Storm, Owen Hart & Toni Storm(Mitch, HoHo & Blaze) v.s Lince Dorado, Dusty Rhodes, Stone Cold & The Rock(Ingonious, Father Blaze & Moskillz)
Order of Entry: 1. The Rock, 2. Toni Storm, 3. Stone Cold, 4. Owen Hart, 5. Dusty Rhodes, 6. Lance Storm, 7. Lince Dorado, 8. William Regal.
Winners: The Un-Americans after Lince Dorado finally gave up in Owen Hart’s Sharpshooter in a brutal as fuck match.(54:47) ****3/4
-I will sim night 2 later but this card for it as it is.
Night 2:
Immortal Title Match: Asuka(Grim) v.s Shelton Benjamin(Mitch) v.s Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken)(c)
US Title Match: Chad Gable(Ingonious) v.s Lance Archer(OMB)(c)
Tag Team Titles Match: Cedric Alexander & Ricky Steamboat(Steph & Keith) v.s RIc Flair & Mr. Perfect(Grim & Blaze)(c)
Buried Alive Match for the Non-Binary Title: Kevin Owens(Jimmy King) v.s Orlando Jordan(Sky)(c)
Traditional Survivor Series Match: Chris Candido, Tessa Blanchard, Roman Reigns, Jon Moxley & Cesaro(Chris, Smark & Mox Girl) v.s Daniel Bryan, Arn Anderson, Roddy Piper, John Cena & Nick Aldis(Jimmy King, HoHo, Father Blaze & Dmac)
Brian Cage(Carter) v.s Psycho Killer(OMB)
