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So after Wrestlemania, Juice and Sky will begin the draft. The Trios and World Champ stay in ICONIC, while the Immortals and Tag titles stay on Immortals. More rules will be revealed as time goes on. If we feel there are too many people, we can always have a third brand if y'all want
KSL Presents: WrestleMania V - Night 1 -
Live from the Maracanã - Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Prison Gang Fight - Team Lance Storm (Lance Storm/William Regal/Owen Hart) (Mitch/Mitch/HoHo) vs. Team Macho Man (Randy Savage/Hulk Hogan/Randy Orton) (Blaze/Grim/Pace)
This is a chaotic match between six chaotic men. Early on, a Hogan-on-Owen interaction smashes a prison gate, causing 12 inmates to escape. Hogan is on a roll early on, upturning a vending machine and smashing William Regal into it with his famed leg drop. It takes the arrival of Nailz (who is for some reason in this prison) to give the advantage against Hogan about halfway through. Hogan is put out of action, and soon enough, Owen and Storm are double-teaming the Macho Man. Owen stabs him in the stomach with a stolen pen before Storm locks on the straitjacket. Orton, seeing no way to win this, says "fuck it", RKOs a prison guard, and leaves through the busted-open gate. The rest is academic. The winning team staples the Un-American flag to the wall in front of the solitary cell, covering the door. There's no way out for the Macho Man...
Winner: Team Lance Storm in 23:18. Rating: Jail-tastic.
Segment: Luis Fonsi performs, singing "Despacito", as the faceless Commissioner Team learns we aren't in America. Wrong country, guys. Also, wrong language.
Heath Slater (Ingo) vs. John Bradshaw Layfield (EC)
In a fairly short encounter, Heath insists on removing parts of JBL's extra clothing that he insisted on wearing. Over the space of six minutes, he discovers two loaded gloves, two steel-tipped boots, two loaded arm braces, and two brass knee pads! Plus a metallic object in his cowboy hat! The "wrestling god", realising he can't quite beat Heath in a real fight, takes a different tack and takes him to the outside, starts brawling up the ring entrance, and doesn't even care that they're both counted out.
Winner: NONE by double count-out in 8:03. Rating: **.
Non-Binary Championship Last Person Standing in a Strip Club - Honky Tonk Man (c) (LadyHotRod) vs. The Fabulous Moolah (KIF)
A strip club set has already been built on the arena premises. The NB Champ, Honky, enters and orders a lap dance. A lady enters and gives the performance of her life, but removes her mask revealing that she's Moolah! Commentary is going wild! "MOOLAH! MOOLAH! MOOLAH JUST GAVE HONKY TONK MAN A LAP DANCE!" The brawl begins and many lonely men's nights are ruined tonight as a not-Elvis impersonator and a... Moolah tumble over them. At one point, Honky tosses Moolah right into a strippers' pole - but she gets up at 9, wearing a crimson mask! The finish takes place on the main stage - Honky is about to hit Shake, Rattle 'n Roll, but Moolah reverses it, unbuttons his pants, and OH, HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING? LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW, NO LESS! The crowd is horrified! JBL and Heath continue their brawl to here.... but see what is happening, stop fighting, and back away, horrified. Eventually they get into an... ahem, "riding" position, where Moolah is on her feet and Honky is not, for the 10-count. Both are nude on the bottom, but only one is Champion, and that is Moolah. Now, let us never speak of this again.
Winner: The Fabulous Moolah in 11:12. Rating: why.
Segment: Ricochet then comes out for his open challenge... where he's answered by none other than Eddie Kingston! Kingston proceeds to rant about not being allowed on the card, so he accepts this challenge!!
Ricochet's Open Challenge - Ricochet (Pace) vs. Eddie Kingston (OMB)
This is a fairly regular match so as to not overtire the crowd between two... ludicrous encounters. The finish comes after Kingston gets his knees up for Ricochet's 450 splash, gets up on his feet, and nails a huge American D Forearm! But he's unable to celebrate as... GLASS SHATTERS! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! Austin comes out and gives King a big old Stunner, before waiting for Ricochet to get up, offering him a beer... and then giving him a Stunner too!
"Winner": Eddie Kingston in 7:46. (Real winner: Steve Austin.) Rating: ***.
Deathmatch Rules 60-Minute Iron Man - Chris Candido (Chris) vs. Jon Moxley (MG)
No one told you where this match would actually be, did they? We cut to a McDonald's, where Candido and Mox are both visibly confused and unable to process what's going on. Guess they gotta fight anyway, though!
They're on a tour of the area, with Candido tossing Mox through a window, before Mox grabs a frozen burger, smashes Candido in the head, then drags him to a kids' play area. They battle among the ball pit, slides, and a rock-climbing wall, before where Moxley hits a Paradigm Shift on to an exposed, rusty nail for the pinfall. Fall 1: Candido 0-1 Moxley at 9:49
Candido, after recovering, ends up spearing Mox through the plastic window, sending them through a McDonald's table! It takes about two minutes to get to his feet, after which he plugs the bleeding nail-hole in his head with a French fry. They battle into the backrooms and head to the roof, where Candido hits the Blond Bombshell through the roof! Right on top of Psycho Killer and Lance Archer's table. The two are just... casually drinking beer together, and look especially displeased as the impact caused each man to spill his beer. They leave... for now. Fall 2: Candido 1-1 Moxley at 21:19
It takes some time for both men to get back to their feet, but soon they're straight at it again, beating lumps out of each other. They reach a zipline area... A zipline area? At McDonald's?? They do shit different in America. Candido attaches both of them to zipliners... but makes the mistake of putting himself in one set to go before Moxley's so Mox pushes him away before following him. With the momentum, Moxley knees Candido in the face, knocking him out cold. When the two zipliners reach the end, Mox detaches both of them and hits a merciful Paradigm Shift to take fall three. Fall 3: Candido 1-2 Moxley at 33:02
Moxley proceeds just to kick Candido while he's down, which feels.... so cathartic to him. It takes several minutes for Candido to recover, and at this point, both men are exhausted and bloodied. They're just throwing whatever they can at each other. Including a lead pipe, in Candido's case. However, he takes so long to reach the prone Moxley that his opponent is able to kick out. The writing seems on the wall for Mox in the final minute, with Candido about to hit him with a Blond Bombshell through a final table.... but Archer and Psycho Killer appear once again, with kendo sticks! They're thrashing Candido! Don't spill their beer! As the clock runs to zero, a near-dead Moxley smiles a bloody smile.
Winner: Jon Moxley by 2-1 in 1:00:00. Rating: ***** with fries and a Coke.
Immortal Championship - Roddy Piper (c) (Father Blaze) vs. Kevin Owens (Jimmy King)
The main event of Night 1! Shameless, wanton warfare takes place, as KO and Piper use and abuse everything in and around the ring to try and finish each other off. Ref is bumped early on, allowing for some more unconventional tactics, such as a stolen sleeper, assisted by the ring ropes, by KO. Oh yeah, we're finisher stealing here, and it almost ends very badly for KO as he narrowly avoids being hit with his own package piledriver on the outside. By the end, Piper has Owens locked in his infamous, deadly hold. Suddenly, Team Impact Zone, who are competing in Night 2, run out, and it looks like they're going to ruin Immortal's main event again.... but they don't even enter the ring! They just leave, content to have caused a distraction for whoever's winning. KO breaks out, and when Piper's about to cheat to win, the referee wakes up to stop him! This finally allows Owens to hit a pop-up powerbomb to win the title! Night 1 ends on a high!
Winner: Kevin Owens in 26:46. Rating: ****1/4.
World Championship - Jeff Hardy (c) (Sass) vs. Chad Gable (Ingo)
Buried in a Coffin - Team Impact Zone (Brian Knobbs/Lacey Von Erich/Orlando Jordan) (Sky/Sky/Sky) vs. Undertaker/Asuka/John Cena (Chris/Grim/Jimmy King)
Tag Team Championship Tables, Ladders and Chairs - Ric Flair/Mr. Perfect (c) (Grim/Blaze) vs. Team Al-QaeDAH (King Booker/Muhammad Hassan) (Haza/Haza) (with B.A.G.) vs. #AntiWadeBarrett (Val Venis/Simon Miller) (Haza/Kamala)
Women's Championship - AJ Lee (c) (Smark) vs. Sasha Banks (Pace) vs. Britt Baker (Carter) vs. Tegan Nox (Steph)
Dungeon of Deezy Couples' (Throuples'?) Therapy, then...
Six-Man Tag Team Championship - Bully Ray/Baron Corbin/The Cat (c) (EC/KIF/KIF) vs. The Dungeon of Deezy (Giant Gonzalez/Loch Ness/Yeti) (Deezy/Deezy/Deezy)
Hardcore Championship Hardcore Rules - B.A.G. (c) (Juice) (with Team Al-QaeDAH) vs. Pentagon Jr. (Carter) (with Lince Dorado)
Green Light Elite (Kazuchika Okada/Cody Rhodes) (Juice/Juice) vs. Roman Reigns/Johnny Gargano (MG/Sass)
God damn what a show. I would have never written anythin' this good for the sim but I know I handled it differently. I can't wait to see what night 2 has in store for us.
Also, Fabulous Moolah did have relations(at least accordin' to her book) with the real Elvis so I'm happy with the result of that match.
Flavor text is awesome. Archer/Psycho Killer is now gonna feud with Candido while Heath and JBL have some unfinished business. Impact Zone is running the town, can't wait for the eventual Lacey Evans world title run
The current Roster in general is down below. If you wish to cut a character, replace a character, or add a character{3 Character Rule Still In Play}, please do so so they can be added to the Draft Pool. The draft will go for 25 rounds, with anyone left undrafted being regarded as a Free Agent, being able to be signed at Any Time.
Tag Teams and Trios will be drafted as Individuals!
In regards to the fact that I wanna try doing some Story Text for Reasons leading to the match, you can assign a General Manager to your brand. This can be an Alumni {Besides Brodie Lee because he's retired}, an Unused Wrestling Figure, whoever the current GM is, or even a Celebrity.
In the first two Brand PPV's after the draft, Juice and Sky are free to make their own cards for the show.
After Wrestlemania 5, Night 2 is done and been reviewed, the draft will start. I will spin a wheel to decide who gets the first pick.
Sorry if this is way to much info.
Immortal:
Apollo Crews(Ingonious) {Retired}
Arn Anderson(HoHo)
Asuka(Smark)
Brian Cage(Carter)
Brian Knobbs(Sky)
Brodie Lee(OMB) {Retired}
Candice LeRae(Sass)
Cedric Alexander(Steph)
Daniel Bryan(Jimmy King)
Dusty Rhodes(Father Blaze)
Fabulous Moolah (KIF)
Goldberg(Juice)
Honky Tonk Man(LadyHotRod)
John Cena(Jimmy King)
Kane(Jax)
Kevin Owens(Jimmy King)
Lacey Von Erich(Sky)
Lince Dorado(Ingonious)
King Bookah(Raidokken)
Mr. Perfect(Blaze)
Muhammad Hassan(Raidokken)
Nick Aldis(Dmac)
Orlando Jordan(Sky)
Paige(Dmac)
Pentagon Jr.(Carter)
Peyton Royce(Steph)
Ric Flair(Grim)
Ricky Steamboat(Keith)
Roddy Piper(Father Blaze)
Shelton Benjamin(Mitch)
Simon Miller(Kamala)
The Boogeyman(Jax)
The Undertaker(Chris)
Wade Barrett(Dmac)
Iconic:
AJ Lee(Smark
Batista(Moskillz)
Baron Corbin (KIF)
Britt Baker(Carter)
Bully Ray(EC)
Carmela(EC)
Cesaro(Chris)
Chad Gable(Ingonious)
Chris Candido(Chris)
CM Punk(Smark)
Cody Rhodes(Juice)
Giant Gonzalez(Deezy)
Heath Slater (Ingonious)
Hulk Hogan(Grim)
JBL(EC)
Jeff Hardy(Sass)
Johnny B. Badd(Keith)
Johnny Gargano(Sass)
Jon Moxley(Mox Girl)
Kute Kip(Kamala)
Lance Archer(OMB)
Lance Storm(Mitch)
Loch Ness(Deezy)
Macho Man(Blaze)
Okada(Juice)
Owen Hart(HoHo)
Randy Orton(Pace)
Roman Reigns(Mox Girl)
Tegan Nox(Steph)
Tessa Blanchard(Smark)
The Cat (KIF)
The Yeti(Deezy)
Tommaso Ciampa(OMB)
Toni Storm(Blaze)
William Regal(Mitch)
Alumni:
Apollo Crews (Ingonious)
The Rock (Moskillz)
Sasha Banks (Pace)
Ricochet (Pace)
Stone Cold (Moskillz)
Val Venis (Raidokken}
David Arquette
Hall Of Famers:
Brodie Lee {OMB}
Undrafted Superstars:
Drew McIntyre (DC)
Bobby Lashley (DC)
