John Cena files for divorce

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Eh, what do you expect when he's on the road 300 days a year. I'm sure both of them probably cheat on each other.

EVE!

I find it funny how Linda Hogan is in this situation as well LOL
 

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WWE will probably get Cena the best attornty in town and help him out and save as much of an embarrassment as they can for him.

Last thing they need is their main man in a struggle in court with his ex-wife.

Good luck Cena... Hell have no fury like a woman scorned.
 

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Well that sucks, but shit happens. I really find it funny every time a wife thinks she's entitled to shit the man probably worked mostly to get.
 

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Cena will take a beating and be embarressed and shamed for months, before finding a loophole and sweeping away with the victory.

He could turn up to court in a mustang and smash straight through the Wrestlemania logo.

The proceedings will be interrupted by several heel promos from his ex-wife's friends.

This is way too much fun.
 
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Now Cena can go BALLS DEEP with some of the divas.
 

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.......The only Cena match I kinda want to see now days.

Good luck John Boy, you'll need it!
 

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Mixed chants in the courtroom.
 

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I don't care about this. I'll care if this really interrupts his career past this arm injury deal.
 

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Mixed chants in the courtroom.

Yeah but Cena sucks would mean something completely different.



Anyhow in all seriousness I'm sure it does suck. Seems like it wasn't a shock though and with all the groupies he has I'm sure he'll bounce back. It'd be interesting to see WWE incorporate this into his character turn him into a broken defeated man who becomes scott hall esque the broken hero.
 

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Smart man to get her to sign a pre-nup, I am sure that Vince would know some top lawyers that will be able to ensure that Cena doesn't lose much. Hope it is quick and painless for him.
 

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I can't believe this Bitch actually think's she's entitled to anything did she work for it, fuck no Cena did I don't like Cena but he doesn't deserve to lose anything.

And so what if Cena got himself some extra pie if I married an ugly bitch like her I'd cheat too.
 

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He can lose half for when they were married but that should be it. Will be a joke if he has to pay alimony, never understood why someone has to pay another person a wage when they are no longer together, the other person can simply get a job like everyone else.
 

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I can't believe this Bitch actually think's she's entitled to anything did she work for it, fuck no Cena did I don't like Cena but he doesn't deserve to lose anything.

And so what if Cena got himself some extra pie if I married an ugly bitch like her I'd cheat too.
And you would walk away from your divorce trial with nothing.

Smart man :clap:
 

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As part of the buildup to the Rock vs. John Cena match at WrestleMania 28, The Rock held a "Rock Concert" on the March 12, 2012 edition of WWE RAW.

With the news of John Cena filing to divorce his wife this week - one verse in particular of The Rock's song now take on additional significance:

"Rock saw Cena makin' out with Eve, Grabbin' on her thigh, tuggin' on her weave. Cena was havin' the time of his life, I guess he didn't tell her that he's got a wife. Let's rock. Everybody let's rock. Divorce lawyer's right up the block, but we're dancing because Cleveland Rocks."

While there's no indication that John Cena and Eve were romantically linked off-camera, it is known that The Rock and John Cena were legitimately taking personal shots at each other during their promos hyping WM28.

With TMZ.com reporting that John Cena did not hide his marital problems with his co-workers in the WWE locker room, it appears The Rock's remarks about Cena's wife and a "divorce lawyer right up the block" hit closer to home than we realized at the time.
THE GREAT ONE :rock2: