I've Been Shot

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Well. not me exactly. My friend Stinger (the one who made this account) was shot just now. He was shot 4 times in the chest and two times in his left leg. His heart and lungs were punctured, and his thighbone was fractured. He is currently laying in the street, I still don't know when he'll get up. This is Bob, giving you all info on Stinger being shot.

 

[MikeRaw]

fail.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

I know

 

[seX-Power]

bob backwards is bob... :jawdrop:

 

[Wordlife]

wow this is Blue lol

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

My god, I wonder if he will be alright.

 

[comicgeekelly]

Places where the story fell apart
1.

My friend Stinger (the one who made this account) was shot just now.

Why would this friend know your password and why would he come to this forum to tell.

2.

His heart and lungs were punctured, and his thighbone was fractured.

How would Bob know this? Is he a doctor?


If you try this again, I'd be glad to help make it believeable.

EDIT: Do not think that I implied that I wanted to shoot you by saying that I wanted to help you make it believeable. Just want to look over the stories.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

This thread is homoerotic.

 

[El Joo Magnifico]

This thread is homoerotic.

Are you saying the man who tried to stick rubber fist in my anus......was a homosexual?

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Copied this from another forum, the last guy was serious


and funnier

 

[The Shua]

So, if you got shot multiple times and survived, does that mean you're 50 Cent of 2008?

Let's hope your raps aren't as bad.

 

[Wordlife]

yeah i'm not implying its not true... it just doesnt sound so true.... thats all. And if it is, well I'm sorry to hear that and I hope he gets better

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Its a joke thread, nobody got shot.

The original guy who did it, was lying

 

[Hidden Blaze]

and damn to think I repped him for this lol..

 

[Nancy Di Loreto]

Help! I'm being raped!