Impact Wrestling - Live July 8, 2021 on AXS TV: Slammiversary Contract Signing

[Chris]

Showing a goddamn PPV Title match in full during a commercial break is a DISGRACE

 

[Sky]

WWE was one of the megacorporations that was destroyed by the Popular Front of Connecticut, but Ron Killings still has work. He's appearing in Impact at 149, and hasn't aged a day. There are whispers that he might be one of the mutated

 

[Chris]

You should turn this into a BTB Sky

 

[Necro]

they also have possession of the 24/7 belt. And Funaki is still doing the Japanese broadcast

 

[Sky]

they also have possession of the 24/7 belt. And Funaki is still doing the Japanese broadcast

Truth's going for his 24,700th time as 24/7 Champion

 

[Necro]

Knobbs and Saggs had a surgery to become mutants, and are still lackeys for Hogan. Carrying his weed.

 

[Necro]

Jimmy Hart is a hologram at this point, but still does Hogan's bookings

 

[Necro]

Brutus Beefcake was preserved in a fishtank surviving on beefaroni that Greg Valentine feeds him every morning.

 

[Necro]

Greg Valentine just never died for some reason. Covid made him immortal

 

[Chris]

lmaooooo Karl trying to recruit

 

[Necro]

Just think Karl is thinking about his career moment next week.

 

[Chris]

Gallows is still preaching

 

[Necro]

Gallows probably is just beyond high at this point

 

[Chris]

Same

 

[Necro]

He prob talks like Nash in the back like do you believe these guys pay me for this?