I know I'm serious, come on it's the exact same situation! It's lame. Calvzilla is awesome though. The only guy he doesn't top is Roode.
Hornswoggle is a midget who never should have stepped foot in a wrestling ring. Let alone compete in matches. Let alone throw Sheamus over the top rope in a recent battle royal. Let alone WIN A TITLE! Madison Rayne is a former champion. Completely different.