Impact thread for September 15, 2022 - Speedball vs. Máscara Dorada for X Title, MCMG vs. GBs, Moose/Maclin teamup, Killer Kelly, more

[Sky]

Mr Perfect? Fuck that. Wyatt Family? Fuck that. Beaver Cleavage? Fuck that. I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY

 

[Sky]

The North mention

 

[Sky]

I thought Ethan Page was non-canon now that he got his heart torn out by himself

 

[Sky]

(remember that? it was wild)

 

[Sky]

Remember that one time that Brandi in AEW said ON CAMERA that AEW only signed Ethan Page so they could lure Josh?

 

[Chris]

Then she left the company like less than a month later lmao that was also when Josh wasn't with Impact and we were all scared that was a shoot

 

[Chris]

Josh just throwing motherfuckers into other motherfuckrs

 

[Sky]

Josh just throwing motherfuckers into other motherfuckrs

Underrated wrestling move: hit a guy with another guy

 

[Sky]

Then she left the company like less than a month later lmao that was also when Josh wasn't with Impact and we were all scared that was a shoot

tbqh I would not be surprised if it was true

 

[Chris]

It annoys me that Tom doesn't call the just the tip knee strike properly

 

[Sky]

Isn't the Climax just a better One Percenter

 

[Chris]

lmao Heath come on now

 

[Chris]

Isn't the Climax just a better One Percenter

Pretty much, I've never really cared for that kinda move but Taven does it alright

 

[Sky]

Heath should really have come out in a mask like the real best run-in guy, Masked Brutus Beefcake

 

[Sky]

"It's my dick in a box" Swinger