Impact thread for July 14, 2022 - Bullet Club vs. Honor No More 8-man (presented by MARCUS)

[Chris]

I think in between his death and return in Impact, Father James Mitchell also officiated the wedding ceremony if Kip and Penelope on Dynamite

 

[Sky]

This lasts three months until Susan is set to compete in a hardcore match, but is taken out backstage by Su Yung

 

[Chris]

Wasnt it something like Deonna and Kimber tried to get Mitchell to change her back to Susie but it didn't work and that's how she became Susan

 

[Sky]

Wasnt it something like Deonna and Kimber tried to get Mitchell to change her back to Susie but it didn't work and that's how she became Susan

Pretty sure that was it

 

[Bobby Barrows]

There is so much going on I feel disoriented lol

 

[Sky]

Susan returns for a bit before she decides, fuck it, I want to be an undead bride again. This was probably spurred on by Deonna dropping both her and Kimber Lee

 

[Sky]

So Kimber takes her to FatherJames Mitchell to change her back, and then the next week, Su Yung shows up to turn Kimber into an undead bridesmaid

 

[Chris]

There is so much going on I feel disoriented lol

been a lot of this faction fighting the last few months so I'm only halfway paying attention tbh

 

[Sky]

And then they recruit jobber of the month Brandi Lauren

 

[Sky]

Their task, collect souls.

 

[Chris]

Ace and Bey fucking rule tho

 

[Bobby Barrows]

been a lot of this faction fighting the last few months so I'm only halfway paying attention tbh

Oh god shades of Gang Warfare from 1997 WWF lol

 

[Sky]

They fail to collect souls and mostly lose. Su Yung becomes shoot pregnant.

 

[Sky]

And then on a special holiday compilation edition of Impact, the main development is Su Yung showing up, and vaporising Kimber and Brandi, sucking up their souls to grow her child

 

[Sky]

So they're dead now, that's it