Impact thread for February 16, 2023 - Chris Bey vs. KUSHIDA, the remaining qualifiers for No Surrender, Swann, Masha, more

[Chris]

Just for the fact that Ed Leslie is main eventing

ah yeah, I don't remember the rest of the card but that was so bad lmao

 

[Sky]

Is that the one where Brother Bruti got a title shot

The BUTCHER

 

[Sky]

Because he BUTCHERED their friendship

 

[Sky]

Butchers, of course, famous for use of giant shears

 

[Chris]

Pre-nWo 90s WCW was something else

 

[Sky]

In the space of a year and a half he was then the Man with No Name, the Man with No Face, the Zodiac. and the Booty Man

 

[Sky]

Basically doing Billy Gunn's gimmick a couple of years too early

 

[Sky]

Then in 1997 he adopted the gimmick of Man Who Can't Even Stay Employed In A Company Where Hulk Hogan Has Creative Control

 

[Sky]

I'm genuinely shocked Hogan didn't bring Beefcake into TNA

 

[Chris]

I can't believe Bill Kazmaier vs Oz is on PPV

 

[Sky]

I can't believe Bill Kazmaier vs Oz is on PPV

This show's full of matches that you'd never believe were on PPV

 

[Chris]

Oz taps to a torture rack, gimmick over

 

[Canadian Dragon]

that bad huh

 

[Chris]

that bad huh

I'm watching Halloween Havoc 91 before Impact starts

 

[Chris]

Van Hammer vs Doug Summers is next what the fuck were they smoking