Impact thread for December 16, 2021 - Josh Alexander looks to send a message to Jonah, X Division Title defense

[Chris]

I don't even think Cassie is that much better tbh

 

[Chris]

They're both good enough

 

[Sky]

I've pinned it down to two possible causes

 

[Sky]

(1) when they heard that Vince saw Cassie as the Shawn Michaels

 

[Sky]

(2) when they decided arbitrarily that Cassie was the more attractive one

 

[Sky]

I've always preferred Jessie, she's pretty much half the act

 

[Chris]

did I arbitrarily decide I was more attracted to Cassie

 

[Sky]

IDK, maybe it's the thinner face

 

[Chris]

I've heard Jessie described as having a chipmunk face before

 

[Chris]

My response was always that chipmunks were cut eaf

 

[Sky]

I've heard Jessie described as having a chipmunk face before

Fuck that's harsh

 

[Sky]

btw chipmunks are... Meh

 

[Sky]

I've lost the ability to find chipmunks cute since the Alvin movies

 

[Sky]

There's just something about those three that look..... unsettling

 

[Chris]

cute af