I'm bringing sexy back!

[Markz]

What wins;

Masturbation in a shower

or

Masturbation in bed

 

[LadyHotrod]

In a shower. You don't want to sleep in a bed you just jizzed on.

 

[Markz]

I'm too tired to care most times.

 

[LadyHotrod]

Some people like to sleep in jizz and use it as hair gel.

 

[C4]

In a shower, duhh..

 

[the dark knight]

In a shower. You don't want to sleep in a bed you just jizzed on.

thats what tissue boxes are for.

 

[LadyHotrod]

But then you'd have to get up and put the tissue in the garbage or throw it somewhere until you get up out of bed. It's too much effort. It's a lot easier and cleaner to jizz in the shower so you don't have to do any extra cleaning and have any accidental jizz splatters.

 

[the dark knight]

but water doesnt help....it hurts

 

[Markz]

But you could just wash the jizz off with more jizz!