I have a swollen, painful finger.

[Kizza]

I dislocated both my thumbs at the same time. Pretty fucking cool, and I just popped them back in rly. Little bit of jiggling and whola!

Hurt for a bit though.

 

[Australian Badass]

I have never broken a finger.

But two years ago I strained my middle and index finger pretty badly...My mate was kicking me and i was blocking, and one of his kicks those two fingers jarred against his foot, it bloody hurt! lol

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Cool thing is that now my finger is permanently bent to the side, because the bone healed up wrong. K, doesn't sound cool, but when I used to have PE I could tell my teacher my finger was broken and she'd believe me if I didn't feel like doing PE. Yeah, she's Blue.

Lulz. I fractured my collarbone last year and now it sticks out a fair bit. It's always a great excuse to get out off PE or to get onto the bus first and get a seat.

Slammed my fingers into a car door when I was young, and jarred my thumb playing footy. Fuck, it was painful.

 

[Kizza]

Yeah, jarring your fingers was always a bitch.

 

[C4]

The ball literally hit the tip of my index finger and it bounced off it when it was straight. It was swollen and sore as shit for .... 2 weeks, I think.

Anyway, my story is a couple of years ago in the first game of the season, I was playing footy for my team. Ball came my way, went up for the mark and the ball landed right on top of my left index finger, squashing it right under the ball. It was instantly swollen and numb

OUCH. I hate such accidents, especially when the ball lands on your fingers.