**Picks up phone**
Excuse me, FBI, I am currently reading a post from a middle eastern teenager with the username "C4".........yes....just like the explosives. Anyways, he just posted "One day, I'm going to bomb all these white kids who like to pose...."........................................................................................................
OK.................................So, he'll be picked up then?.......................Oh good! ..................and where will he be taken?..............Guantanamo Bay? Alright! I heard they use the Quran as toilet paper there...............Yeah, well, fuck 'em.
...............Alright, thanks a lot. **Hangs up phone**
Hey C4 what's up?