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Help getting in shape
- Thread starter monkeystyle
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G1 has a valid point. But I won't make jokes or anything cause the truth is I don't think I could do any better. I'm so out of shape its not even funny. I probably should start doing something. Even if its just walking. I mean I'm 35 years old (in August) and although I ain't huge, I ain't tiny either.
I actually looked at the shit I ate the other day. I take in any where from 5000 -10000 calories a day. No fucking clue how I'm not a whale.
On the plus side. I'm getting my wind, baby.
On the plus side. I'm getting my wind, baby.
Are you sure about that..? Because I have to eat 4 meals a day including a gallon of whole milk a day to barely get above the 5k mark. And I'm talking SHIT loads of food, it's a chore for me to try to gain/maintain weight, and one of the most frustrating and annoyingly difficult things ever.
Well, let's take yesterday for example. Keep in mind I also eat horribly, especially on my days off.
Breakfast: 6 banana chocolate chunk muffins and a litre of orange juice.
Lunch: 2lbs of macaroni and cheese
Afternoon munchies: 2 bags of chocolate covered pretzels
Supper: 2lbs of lasagna
Before bed snack: 1/2 a loaf of garlic bread
Plus, I drank a 2L of pepsi and two big ass bottles of berry smoothie throughout the day.
I seriously don't know what my deal is. I guess my metabolism works at hyper speed or something. I also know my body burns off a lot of energy during sleep. Whenever a girlfriend tries to sleep beside me an cuddle, they're completely unable to because I produce so much heat while I sleep. Like enough that I sleep with the windows wide open during the winter and I don't get cold.
Probably something I should look into.
Breakfast: 6 banana chocolate chunk muffins and a litre of orange juice.
Lunch: 2lbs of macaroni and cheese
Afternoon munchies: 2 bags of chocolate covered pretzels
Supper: 2lbs of lasagna
Before bed snack: 1/2 a loaf of garlic bread
Plus, I drank a 2L of pepsi and two big ass bottles of berry smoothie throughout the day.
I seriously don't know what my deal is. I guess my metabolism works at hyper speed or something. I also know my body burns off a lot of energy during sleep. Whenever a girlfriend tries to sleep beside me an cuddle, they're completely unable to because I produce so much heat while I sleep. Like enough that I sleep with the windows wide open during the winter and I don't get cold.
Probably something I should look into.
You laugh, but you wouldn't if you saw my grocery bills.
How long have you been eating like this?
Honestly, you are lucky you are tall, otherwise you'd be a fat slob.
Pretty much all my life.
I'm always hungry though. Like, constantly. And that list doesn't even cover my water intake.
I seriously think something might be wrong with me, but I like to eat.
I'm always hungry though. Like, constantly. And that list doesn't even cover my water intake.
I seriously think something might be wrong with me, but I like to eat.
Yup, which makes it kind of worse because I sit there and eat all day long. Fucked something up? I'm not going to throw it out, I'll eat it.
I think what I really need to worry about most is my impending massive coronary.
I think what I really need to worry about most is my impending massive coronary.
Being a chef is also why I buy mad processed and packaged stuff on my days off. I'm just too fucking lazy.