Hello

[Undertaker]

Hello,

This will be a be a very short introduction thread which will probably leave more questions then answers!

I have been a lifelong wrestling fan for many, many years and as you may have gathered do not think very much of today's product mainly down to the fact it is directed and little children and it is getting rather ridiculous and tedious. As you may have guessed my favourite wrestler is Undertaker and seconded by Hulk Hogan.

I have an interesting job, nothing exciting though but I shall not divulge further.

I'm very honest with people and say it how it is, so if you don't like it it's tough. I look forward to discussing the finer points of wrestling with you all and getting to know everyone.

Thank you for reading and apologies for wasting 30 seconds of your life.

Kindest regards,

Undertaker

 

[!PHENOM!]

as Phenom fan......Welcome to WS.......

 

[Rated R Superstar]

I'll never get that 30 seconds left, you bastard!

Welcome to WS!

 

[Chris]

Nice introduction, welcome to the site.

 

[Crippler]

Welcome Undertaker

 

[Dod Draper]

Hope you enjoy it round here.

 

[No More Sorrow]

Welcome to the site.

 

[Troy]

Welcome to WrestlingSmarks.

 

[Pete]

So you like balding, slow-moving old men?

Just kidding! : to the site!

 

[Rated R Superstar]

So you like balding, slow-moving old men?

Just kidding! : to the site!

Shaved motherfucker!

 

[Pete]

Turk: Mr. Bolger, look...before you throw me outta here, I just want to apologize about earlier. Um...I don't know what I was thinking. But rest assured, from here on out, whatever you ask me, I will be completely honest with you.
Mr. Bolger: Do you shave your head because you like the way it looks, or because you're going bald?
Turk:...Bald...

- from Scrubs Season 5

 

[BretScrewedBret]

Welcome, Undertaker!!

Do you by any chance play the WWE games on X-Box or PS3? This year it's all about Attitude Era.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

Turk: Mr. Bolger, look...before you throw me outta here, I just want to apologize about earlier. Um...I don't know what I was thinking. But rest assured, from here on out, whatever you ask me, I will be completely honest with you.
Mr. Bolger: Do you shave your head because you like the way it looks, or because you're going bald?
Turk:...Bald...

- from Scrubs Season 5

Scrubs is for scrubs scrub.

 

[Pete]

And Nickelback is for nickelbacks, nickelback.

 

[Rated R Superstar]

I don't listen to all their music, just some songs. So fuck you that's why!