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Dolph'sZiggler

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You can only not keep an erection when near me? Meaning since you've never been near me, you stay fully torqued 24/7? Sounds like a shitty life.
 

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My pants budget is ridiculous. Moving to Scotland sounds promising since I could wear a kilt.
 

Dolph'sZiggler

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Dude you need to contact Guiness. World's longest boner sounds like a great WR to hold.

longest as in time ofc. Not length ::holds up two fingers only centimeters apart::
 

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Dolph'sZiggler said:
Dude you need to contact Guiness. World's longest boner sounds like a great WR to hold.

longest as in time ofc. Not length ::holds up two fingers only centimeters apart::

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Softspot's response is always "Small penis? No, wide vagina!"

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