Dutch woman calls ex-boyfriend 65,000 times

[Nate 2]

cant u people take a joke? say what u say i'm not racist.

"a good comedian knows where's the limit and cross them deliberately"
^said by the best comedian in history : george carlin

the only difference is that George Carlin is funny...

for the record i dont think you're racist, just not funny...



1. Your Name: Nate
2. Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Nelly
3. A song: 'Nothing Else Matters'
4. 4 letter word: Nate
5. Colour: Navy Blue
6. Gifts/present: nWo DVD (lol i couldnt think of ANYTHING)
7. Vehicle: Nissan Altima
8. Animal: Nairobi Grass Rat (i had to google for that)
9. TV Show: NYPD Blue
10. Location: New York
11. Boy Name: Nate
12. Girl Name: Nicole
13. Drink: Napoleon (cocktail)
14. Occupation: Night-Watchmen
15. Sport: Netball
16. Flower: Narcissis (again, had to google it)
17. Celebrity: Nicole Kidman
18. Food: Nuts
19. Something found in a kitchen: Nutmeg
20. Reason for Being Late: Not caring about the time
21. Cartoon Character: Ned Flanders
22. Something You Shout: NO!
23. Store: Nike Warehouse

 

[J]

1. Your Name: Jordan
2. Famous Artist/Band/Musician: John Cena...LOL...
3. A song: Jump off...
4. 4 letter word: Jack
5. Colour: I have no idea...
6. Gifts/present: Jump Rope...
7. Vehicle: Jeep...
8. Animal: Jack Rabbit...
9. TV Show: Just Marraried...Wait thats a movie...LOL...
10. Location: Jordan...
11. Boy Name: James...
12. Girl Name: Jasmine...
13. Drink: Juice...
14. Occupation: Jumper?!?!?
15. Sport: IDK...
16. Flower: IDK again...
17.Celebrity: John Travolta...
18. Food: Jam...
19. Something found in a kitchen: Juice...
20. Reason for Being Late: Jumped in a dark alley...
21. Cartoon Character: Johnny Quest...
22. Something You Shout: JUMP!!!
23. Store: JC Penny's...

Dang J's a hard letta...

 

[ChiWa]

1. Your Name: Chris
2. Famous Artist/Band/Musician: Crowbar
3. A song: Come to my Window (Blame South Park for that one)
4. 4 letter word: Cunt
5. Colour: Chartruse
6. Gifts/present: Cash
7. Vehicle: Catepillar 527
8. Animal: Chameleon
9. TV Show: Charles in Charge
10. Location: Crater Lake
11. Boy Name: Christopher
12. Girl Name: Christine
13. Drink: Coke and Wild Turkey
14. Occupation: Cat Skinner
15. Sport: Calf Roping
16. Flower: Carnation
17.Celebrity: Clint Eastwood
18. Food: Carnitas
19. Something found in a kitchen: Collander
20. Reason for Being Late: Coitus
21. Cartoon Character: Cartmann
22. Something You Shout: COCKSUCKER!!!!
23. Store: Circuit City

 

[No More Sorrow]

AMSTERDAM (AP) - Dutch prosecutors are charging a 42-year-old woman with stalking after she allegedly called her ex-boyfriend 65,000 times in the past year.

The 62-year-old victim from The Hague filed a police complaint in August due to the persistent phone calls. Police arrested the suspected stalker Monday, seizing several cell phones and computers from her home in Rotterdam.

Hague prosecution spokeswoman Nicolette Stoel said Thursday the woman argued to judges at a preliminary hearing she had a relationship with the man and the number of calls she placed to him wasn't excessive. The man denied they had a relationship.

The court ordered her not to contact him again.