CM Punk fired from AEW

[Storm Trooper]

Tomorrow I'm going up to my boss and challenging her to a winner becomes boss match.

nah dawg you gotta get your boss retire (thus vacating the Boss Championship) and a new boss is determined in a Battle Royale among the entire staff.

 

[Cwalker]

Wanted to? Yes.

Actually threatened it? No

I quit a job 6 months ago. Told my boss, it’s 9 inches, it curves to the left, find a way to fit it in your mouth and left.

These jobs don’t care about us. Fuck em

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Then you get the cheap win, by hiding the whole match, and when the final person think they won, you run up behind them and throw them out.

 

[Butters]

Then you get the cheap win, by hiding the whole match, and when the final person think they won, you run up behind them and throw them out.

and reveal I'm the son of the boss

 

[Bobby Barrows]

and reveal I'm the son of the boss

I didn't know you were Big Boss

 

[Butters]

I didn't know you were Big Boss

kept you waiting huh

 

[Pepe Prime]

Fuck Punk.

 

[Sabretooth]

Stone Cold had a ladder match with Vince and Shane for control of the company.

 

[Hoss]

Fuck Punk.

 

[Sabretooth]

I quit a job 6 months ago. Told my boss, it’s 9 inches, it curves to the left, find a way to fit it in your mouth and left.

These jobs don’t care about us. Fuck em

My boss was yelling at me so loud that our coworker asked me the next day if everything was okay. That’s how bad it was. You wanna know why? I put a paper clip in the wrong place. Not even kidding.

I should’ve told him exactly what you told him. It would’ve cost me my job but would’ve been worth it.

 

[Hoss]

Sounds like you went out sad Sabs. Hate to see it.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

Should've kicked him in the penis.

 

[Sabretooth]

Should've kicked him in the penis.

Would’ve finally lived up to my gimmick

 

[Sabretooth]

Sounds like you went out sad Sabs. Hate to see it.

What can I say? I live a sheltered life

 

[Cwalker]

My boss was yelling at me so loud that our coworker asked me the next day if everything was okay. That’s how bad it was. You wanna know why? I put a paper clip in the wrong place. Not even kidding.

I should’ve told him exactly what you told him. It would’ve cost me my job but would’ve been worth it.

Jobs are easy to find. They don’t care about us. Why should we give a shit about them. If you have something lined up or somewhere to go the next day then pull a Jey Uso…

Dueces Uces…