Chairshot, Titleshot, Ballshot

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Wrasslemaniac

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Hey guys,

Doing a little segment for the end of my next episode of the podcast coming this week which I thought i'd open up to the forum.

Looking for you guys to pick 3 wrestlers and tell me, who would you:
- Give a chairshot to?
- Give a titleshot to ?
- Hit with a ballshot (low blow)?

They can be past or present wrestlers and from any promotion. For the first one ill let you guys pick the 3 wrestlers and will read out the best comments. For ones afterwards I'll make it interesting and give you guys the names

here is an example based on the names i put on twitter last night to attempt to draw comments:

Chairshot - Roman Reigns (provided i can go Rock on Mankind at Royal Rumble with it)
Titleshot - AJ Styles because i don't need to explain why
Ballshot - John Cena, he won't see it coming
 
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Haha, I like this idea and can answer it quite easily. Since I can use anyone in history:

Chair Shot: La Parka. If you don't know why, then look it up.
Title Shot: Roddy Piper. If you look through his history, he RARELY got World Title shots
Ballshot: Hulk Hogan... one shot for every lie he's ever told.
 

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Chair Shot: Dean Ambrose
Title Shot: Batista
Ball Shot: Kevin Owens
 

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Chair shot: Seth Rollins
Title shot: Sami Zayne
Ball shot: Stephanie McMahon.

Don't trust Seth. It's a matter of time before he betrays Dean again. I don't see Sami holding the belt long, but I think he deserves a few months. He's too good of a worker not to throw him a bone. Stephanie just cause she is one of my favorite heels to boo at despite the massive childhood crush I had on her.
 

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Chair Shot: The Modern Day Maharaja
Title Shot: Ya Boi Sami Zayn
Ballshot: Whoever gave Jinder Mahal a title reign as long as he's had.
 
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Chair shot: Steph, a million times.. Mankind/Rock style

Titleshot - AJ Styles because i don't need to explain why
Just give this man all the title shots at once

Ball shot: Jinder Mahal, it's just a set up for Nakamura to hit the kinshasa and take the title off of him
 
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Chair shot: Sami, stop mixing politics with wrestling it gets you buried dude.

Title shot: Goldust, he's been with WWE for so long, give the man an IC title shot at least. He is in the best shape of his life right now.

Low blow: Road Dogg, enough with the hot potato titles and stop doing stupid booking on Smackdown(my favorite show).
 
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Chair shot: Ellsworth
Title Shot: Elias
Ball Shot: Enzo
 
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Enzo the chair

The hand baby the title

And also Enzo for the balls.. hopefully one of those puts him in a damn coma
 
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Chair shot: Enzo, because he's a fucking loser

Ball shot: Alexa bliss... so I can get in between those legs...

Title shot: anyone but Roman reigns
 
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